There's nothing sexy about having a cold!

cutie pie

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Ugh. . .it started yesterday. The sneezing, runny nose, coughing, all-over aching and fatigue. I did make it to work today, at least part of the day. No make-up, hair in a pony tail and the first pair of jeans and sweater that I could find.

Tell me. . .what is sexy about this? Absofuckinglutely nothing. Well, maybe the red nose is sexy. . .to the fat guy that lives up north.

Pass me the tissues please, I think it's time for another shot of Nyquil.

There's room on my couch. . .anybody else out there feeling under weather?
 
cutie pie said:
Ugh. . .it started yesterday. The sneezing, runny nose, coughing, all-over aching and fatigue. I did make it to work today, at least part of the day. No make-up, hair in a pony tail and the first pair of jeans and sweater that I could find.

Tell me. . .what is sexy about this? Absofuckinglutely nothing. Well, maybe the red nose is sexy. . .to the fat guy that lives up north.

Pass me the tissues please, I think it's time for another shot of Nyquil.

There's room on my couch. . .anybody else out there feeling under weather?


Just who is this 'under the weather' you are feeling. I think the board should know.:D
 
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Aww, there's always something sexy about a cold.......just because I can't think of anything at this moment in time doesn't mean there isn't....:D hope you're feeling better :) aaah, actually, I quite like pink noses and I ain't no fat guy from up north so there you go
 
*looking under my blanket* Nope, nobody there. And if he were here, I'd be asking for a back rub!

Thanks, DopeyAngel, I think the meds are starting to kick in.
 
Sexy...well yeah you've got us there. But it doesn't have to be all bad. Backrubs and getting fed soup in bed. Long warm baths, soft music. I love babying a sickie...hehe. Get some rest, and hugs if you can find them ;)
 
cutie pie said:
Tell me. . .what is sexy about this? Absofuckinglutely nothing. Well, maybe the red nose is sexy. . .to the fat guy that lives up north.

Actually, it gives your guy an opportunity to take care of you, which *isn't* sexy but it is romantic. :D
 
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Black_Bird said:


Actually, it gives your guy an opportunity to take care of you, which *isn't* sexy but it is romantic. :D

If only my guy were here, BB. :( But, I know he wants me to feel better and would take care of me if he were here. And, yes, I do find it quite romantic when he wants to pamper and take care of me.
 
me not well today either :( i was off work though which was good might be stuck home tommorow too but my gf been looking after me :)
 
sexy-girl said:
me not well today either :( i was off work though which was good might be stuck home tommorow too but my gf been looking after me :)

Feel better, sexy-girl. . .I'm gonna try to go to work tomorrow. Me-thinks I'm a glutton for punishment. :rolleyes:
 
You've given me your cold cutie! There's a brass band marching around in my head, I feel like I've just played a game of rugby and someone is playing with the tap in my nose (on, off, on, off) and my thermostat. Bloody bastards - what is it with these germ things? Please may I join you on your couch and have one of your tissues? :(
 
Cure for a cold according to my man

Is to have sex --- he is postive it makes my fever go down --- I think he is thinking of some thing else. :)


Feel better :):rose:
 
DopeyAngel said:
You've given me your cold cutie! There's a brass band marching around in my head, I feel like I've just played a game of rugby and someone is playing with the tap in my nose (on, off, on, off) and my thermostat. Bloody bastards - what is it with these germ things? Please may I join you on your couch and have one of your tissues? :(

I'm feeling better so the couch is all yours.

*bringing you a blanket and pillow and a new box of tissues*

Feel better soon!
 
Well...it's not a cold...

...but I'm home with the flu today. Began yesterday around 10am. I did manage to work most of the day yesterday, then came home and passed out. Of course from sleeping part of the afternoon/evening away....I never slept all night.

Finally passed out around 5am...and slept until 10am. And...just a short while later, here I am.

Blehhhhhh. lol
:p

V~
 
hope you feel better

someone once told me........

snot is a great lubricant<haahahahahaha>
 
Re: hope you feel better

perky_baby said:
someone once told me........

snot is a great lubricant<haahahahahaha>


lol....something tells me that the duck's been lubed up with snot before.....

Just a guess. lol

:p

V~
 
just checking in on my patients

*Bringing Vilac a pillow and blanket*

Anybody up for some chicken soup?

Perks. . .that would, um. . .work in a pinch I guess. :eek:
 
Re: just checking in on my patients

cutie pie said:
*Bringing Vilac a pillow and blanket*

Anybody up for some chicken soup?

Awwww...ty.

I'd blow you a kiss...but I dont want ya to catch this. lol



:rose:

V~
 
Mine started Monday, went home from work went to bed! Felt like shit yesterday and stayed home. Still feel lousy, but I'm at work! Blah!
 
I know this sounds wierd, but when I have a cold or the flu, I get horny. The bad thing about this is that doing something about the horniness is usually difficult, not to mention runs the risk of passing the cold on to my partner.
 
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