There's no regular food left. No normal edibles. What would you eat?

[Sparky Kronkite]

By tragic magic - by divine malice - by plague, by petulance - by weather a foul.......... whatever.......

There is no more food on our planet. No vegetables, no birds, no fish, no game, no bugs, no animals, no plankton.

No food stuffs traditionally associated with human survival.

Only man-made things, decaying objects that we once built.....

and there are people (us) - millions of us.

What? Or more appropriately WHO would you eat?

Me. I'm no asphalt eater. Don't care much for iron ore. Cardboard leaves me flat. Glass give me bleeding ulcers. Rubber and plastic leaves me bloated.

Nope, can't say I'd eat much of anything man-made.

So, I'd eat the aged - the old. I'd eat them first. Aged meat on the bone. Maybe then I'd breed the young - like human veal - and eat babies - fat juicy babies.

 

[Ambrosious]

Sparky

You too??!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yep Ambro.....

Big dicks and cannibalism - that's where it's at.

 

[Ksss]

Is this like survival of the fittest??? I seem to vaguely remember an episode on the Twilight Zone, where 4 men are trapped in a cave or something with no means of escape. They cut off one mans arm...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That's a good vector.....

Where would you start eating yourself for pure survival?

I'd take my ear lobes first - kind of like beef jerky. Not much nutricious there though.

Maybe then I'd hack off parts of my ass - lot's of meat and won't show so bad in the pants back in RL.

Then calves. Thighs. If I didn't bet saved for a while - I's look like I'd be walkin' on tooth picks. Biceps next. My small titties. I could remove some of my large colon - clean it up and make some sort of chitlin soup out of it.

I just couldn't eat my brain - that would be tough. Lips too. How the fuck does one eat their own lips?

Eyes are pretty easy to eay - just pop'em in and squish - swollow. But I wouldn't do that - then how the hell would I see what the fuck I was eating. Got to give it a visual inspection ya know - don't want to get grossed out or nothin'.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Sparky, are you doin' okay??!!

I mean, you are writing some very weird shit, my friend.


blue

 

[OUTSIDER]

It's all gone very "Lord of the flies" round here.....I LIKE IT.

 

[CreamyLady]

There are no animals, right?

We aren't there, either.

 

[TonyG]

Sorry, posted in the wrong thread.

[Edited by tony_gam on 01-23-2001 at 11:20 AM]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Jeesh, just for that.....

Let's eat Tony Gam!!!

 

[Never]

Don't worry people. I have a warm can of clam chower in my cupboard for just such an occation.

 

[Feisty1]

Had to bring this thread back to the top

Frankly, it's brilliant.

I have always thought that it's fun to consider whom I would eat first under certain circumstances...like if I'm riding on a bus or something, which person gets eaten first by the group if we are suddenly trapped alive with no hope of food arriving....

I already have my first meal picked out if I'm ever trapped alive with the people I work with...(hint: you need only be concerned if you are a born again christian who asks a colleague several times a day "when are you going to find a man to marry?")

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I would always be leaning toward.......

Eating the weak first.....

However......

I would venture that they would taste bad.

Loosers are loosers are looser - and even when "dead food" they would most likely be loosers.

It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth ya know.