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cheerful_deviant

cheerful_deviant

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... and I can't seem to get him.

I may have to burn the house down soon to get this little bastard. :catroar:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
... and I can't seem to get him.

I may have to burn the house down soon to get this little bastard. :catroar:
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Get a pair of chopsticks...
 
cheerful_deviant said:
... and I can't seem to get him.

I may have to burn the house down soon to get this little bastard. :catroar:
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There's fly in the buttermilk ... shoo fly, shoo ...

Or something like that. :D

I don't recommend fire. It's a huge mess. *nods*
 
yui said:
There's fly in the buttermilk ... shoo fly, shoo ...

Or something like that. :D

I don't recommend fire. It's a huge mess. *nods*
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You had a fly in the kitchen too?
 
cheerful_deviant said:
You had a fly in the kitchen too?
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Do you have one in a zoo?
Do you have one in a jar?
Do you have one in a car?
 
Nero Wolfe was fond of saying it was easier to kill a man than a fly. The typical murder took place in seconds, but with weapon in hand, quarry in sight, and purpose fixed, it still often consumed a good ten minutes to kill a fly.
 
For what it's worth, they seem to like to light on the space above the doorway. If you can't get them directly, think of Heisenberg. Orbitals. They hang above doorways, so hunt them there. They will blunder into the wrong one, sometime. Then you'll have their ass.
 
cantdog said:
For what it's worth, they seem to like to light on the space above the doorway. If you can't get them directly, think of Heisenberg. Orbitals. They hang above doorways, so hunt them there. They will blunder into the wrong one, sometime. Then you'll have their ass.
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This one seems fascianted by my laptop. Probablly the light from the screen, must be more intersting than the other lights in the house. But I'm not about to beat him to death on the LCD screen. The service plan just expired. :rolleyes:
 
Meanwhile, me an Scarlett can have some chilled Grey Goose. Olives in mine. We'll just hang out and make a night of it. Yui? Vodka?
 
There's flies in the kitchen.
I can hear all their buzzin'.
I ain't done nothin'
Since I woke up today.

How the hell can a person
Go to work in the morning,
Come home in the evening,
And have nothing to say?

-Susan Tedeschi, "Angel From Montgomery"
 
No, it's an unknown fly. Unknown from coast to coast.

Would have joined Unknowns Anonymous except no one could vouch for him.

Hell, the police of fifty states don't even want him.
 
cantdog said:
No, it's an unknown fly. Unknown from coast to coast.

Would have joined Unknowns Anonymous except no one could vouch for him.

Hell, the police of fifty states don't even want him.
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Hey - at first glance I couldn't find an animated fly. Which is what I wanted for the thread. So I just posted a bunch of big-ass fly pictures.

:cathappy:

(And yes - I have been drinking.)
 
Use Lysol . . . it's like a cyanide tablet to flies. Have your vaccuum at the ready. ;)
 
cantdog said:
:devil: big ass. drinking. :devil:

*sigh* Kansas.long ways off. :(
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If you're insinuating I have a big ass, sir, I just may make you eat your words.

And curl your toes. :cathappy:
 
Okay, what you'll need:

1 gallon blasting gelatin
3 feet primer cord
1 radio detonator
1 insurance policy dated 90 days prior to "accident" date

That's how I always handle my fly problems.
 
Flamethrower usually works but wear your asbestos undies......

Singed ducks have this awful smell......
 
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