There's a fly in my house...

[cheerful_deviant]

... I can't get it. It's driving me insane. I go hunting and it disappears for a while. Then as soon as I sit down... it's baaaaack.


I think I may have to burn my house down to get it.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

Shot gun?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Cats!!! I have a fly in the house right now, too... but the two kitties are tag-teaming and wearing it down...

and I just have to watch...

very entertaining

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just wait till winter, they die off in the cold.

 

[minsue]

Cats!!! I have a fly in the house right now, too... but the two kitties are tag-teaming and wearing it down...

and I just have to watch...

very entertaining

Time's fun when you're having flies?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Time's fun when you're having flies?

LOL!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Time's fun when you're having flies?

ahahahaha.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

Time's fun when you're having flies?

That's what PB always says.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Shot gun?

All I have is a crossbow and I don't know where any of the bolts are.

(I'm also not that good of a shot. )

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Time's fun when you're having flies?

Groan....


Bad Goosie!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Do you have an old lady around? .....

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Do you have an old lady around? .....

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

All things considered, I think I'd rather have a fly in my living room than a dead old woman.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

All things considered, I think I'd rather have a fly in my living room than a dead old woman.

Things can always get worse!

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

Especially one who is busting her guts all over the place.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL... Was only a helpful suggestion.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Things can always get worse!

That statement is usually made right before it does.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Especially one who is busting her guts all over the place.

Yeah, and I'm out of pads for my Swiffer.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have excellent aim with a flyswatter. Ask vella.

 

[Guest]

... I can't get it. It's driving me insane. I go hunting and it disappears for a while. Then as soon as I sit down... it's baaaaack.


I think I may have to burn my house down to get it.

If you have Windex or 409, spray them...the chemicals drug them and slow them down long enough to swat them...sometimes even kills them.

But the cat idea works too! It's funny to watch! (I have two cats myself...they love it when we have a fly in the apt! lol)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My cat loved to catch them and eat them.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Reminds me of an old cartoon where the character destroyed its house chasing the fly with a shotgun.

Edited to add: Mr. Magoo. It was Mr. Magoo.

 

[Dar~]

Flies are yummy. Especially the big crunchy ones. Jokes, I understand your pain CD. I have a zillion flies. Eastern New Mexico in summer and early fall bring the state bird. Flies. They coat walls and stalk you in your dreams. like Freddy only worse.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Aaaaarrrrgh!!!

Now there's TWO!

 

[Samandiriel]

... I can't get it. It's driving me insane. I go hunting and it disappears for a while. Then as soon as I sit down... it's baaaaack.


I think I may have to burn my house down to get it.

I have one of those too....its huge....other flies have to flag it in like those guys on the runways for it to land.
When it flew by me it created a breeze.

 

[3113]

I agree with Selena....Time to get a cat.

Cat, in Florida, has those kittens. Is that anywhere near where you are? I'm sure he'd be happy to give you one.