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Church of England sex guide no Christian Kama Sutra


Faced with rising divorce rates and poor communication between couples, the Church of England says it is time to talk about sex. The Anglican Church is publishing a course and a guide to marriage called "Growing Together" that encourages married couples to be open and frank with each other.

"Sex, far from being naughty, is something thoroughly wonderful and something to be celebrated," the guide says. "Like any other skill, it has to be learned ... be each other's teacher."

The guide's author is Andrew Body, a southern England vicar and professional counselor who has been married for 39 years.

"I don't want people to get the impression that this is the church peering into people's bedrooms," he told Reuters by telephone.

"It's not like that at all -- it's all about getting people to discuss things with each other. It's not the Church of England publishing its own guide to sexual technique."

The guide also includes advice on a range of other topics from housework to finances, funerals and childcare.

Some couples clearly need the information. The book includes one case study of a couple who were distressed at the woman's failure to become pregnant. The guide explains why.

"It turned out they had never had full intercourse," it says.
 
Oooh, I hope they hand these out at my church on Sunday :D

But good on'em say I, why not?
 
God save the Queen!

Being that I'm from Boston and my ancestors threw the English taxed tea in Boston Harbor, it appears that England is still a bit out of step with the times.

The Church of England need to replicate what the Catholic Church does here in America. We tell everyone to abstain from sex and that it's a sin to use birth control, while the priests molest altar boys. Then, when they are caught, they are shipped to another church in another state to do it all over again.

I'm only glad that the Catholic Church didn't pass out pamphlets regarding sex...God only knows.

"God save the Queen!"
 
Behind the times:

Church and sex offenders

Of course, since my reign as Henry VIII, the Church of England has had a relaxed attitude about sex. Why not? How else is a CofE Vicar going to produce a Vicar's daughter for us to write about?

Og
 
So I'm guessing it won't teach the The Rusty Trombone.
 
Church of England sex guide no Christian Kama Sutra

Faced with rising Business Rates and poor communion attendance, the Church of England says it is time to talk about sex.

"Sex, far from being naughty, is something thoroughly wonderful and something to be celebrated," the guide says. "It's become a successful selling tool for us, just as it is for every other industry that depends on Image."

"In the old days, a story about this super-being, who was not only his own son and dad, but also a ghost was enough to pull 'em in, but now there's the Internet, that's pretty tame stuff. Sin isn't as original, but it still sells.
Er, did I get that right? :devil:
 
Of course, since my reign as Henry VIII, the Church of England has had a relaxed attitude about sex. Why not? How else is a CofE Vicar going to produce a Vicar's daughter for us to write about?

Your Majesty, things have purely gone to hell in the proverbial since your reign. Have you thought of coming out of retirement? And do you need an agent? ;)
 
Your Majesty, things have purely gone to hell in the proverbial since your reign. Have you thought of coming out of retirement? And do you need an agent? ;)

Retirement is an interesting euphemism for long-dead.

I don't think I'll resurrect myself as Henry VIII. The world has enough power-mad rulers today without adding to them.

Kings don't need agents. An army, a navy, the Yeomen of the Guard and a Headsman are enough of an Executive arm. Of course there are other useful functionaries such as the Chief Torturer and his willing assistants...

Og
 
Retirement is an interesting euphemism for long-dead.

I don't think I'll resurrect myself as Henry VIII. The world has enough power-mad rulers today without adding to them.

Kings don't need agents. An army, a navy, the Yeomen of the Guard and a Headsman are enough of an Executive arm. Of course there are other useful functionaries such as the Chief Torturer and his willing assistants...

Og

Too true. And, of course, these days Yeoman is spelled, "Yo, man!" A Headsman is someone who gets a lot. And the CIA has taken over the dungeon.

Perhaps your reincarnation can wait after all. *sigh*
 
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