There once was a ...

[Chantilyvamp]

I think you get the idea. Sentence has to start with 'There once was a... '

(I can be forgiven for this since I am pretty much insane today! )

Have fun

There once was a lady who walked down the road in nothing but a bright red hat!

 

[DesertPirate]

There once was a lady from Nantuckett ...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

There once was a girl dressed in red
who made her living in a bed!

 

[Austin8]

There once was a dude who shaved his ass, drug it cross the side-walk into the grass.

 

[TE999]

There once was a man from Mass
Whose balls were made out of glass
When they tinkled together
They played 'Stormy Weather'
And the thunder came out of his ass.

(Yeeess...I know...I just couldn't resist. )

 

[Chantilyvamp]

lol, thank you I so needed a laugh to get me up and going this morning!

 

[SumLightCat]

There once was a God,
she had a fine bod,
then along came Jehovah,
and the fun was all ovah.