there is a fake among us

[pabloback]

the fake is siren , a man pretending to be a bi woman , then chatting up all the lipsticks . coarse language and upfront attitude you are a man sireN and YOU HAVE BEEN OUTED !!!

 

[Siren]

Ah Pablito, my secret is out

 

[pabloback]

i am a septegenarian widow and retired librarian from sacramento
i have read enough adult literature in my life to spot a fake and you are one , would you like to introduce me to your wife and sister [one and the same]

 

[lobito]

hehehe, I knew it wouldn't last long between you two pablo my friend.

Squeezes past, to the front of Sirens line.

 

[pabloback]

back in line lobby
i am STILL QUEEN BITCH ROUND HERE !!!

 

[Siren]

Hey we dont just write incest stories for Lit

 

[pabloback]

Re: Hey we dont just write incest stories for Lit

we live it,

I believe ya gotta be real

now, relax your throat more bitch......
i got a sausage mcmuffin for ya.

dont make me have my brother-uncle show ya how to give a decent BJ again.

you are just jealous because my twin cousins , invited me and not you onto the jerry springer show , and me and jerry got on great after the show , i want my home movies back too , they are filmed in my pig pen not yours get your own pony next time

 

[Siren]

That pony was a gift

 

[pabloback]

ok i admit that pony aint gonna win no jumpin contests after i did ride him in the stables that last time , sho wish yo had named it after a real man , catherine da great is a dumb name fo a mare . and next time you all bring that huntin dog roun here you make damn sure y'all clip that critters claws , i dont want my ass looking like no pin cushion

 

[Siren]

I like seeing all those lil red marks on yur ass

 

[pabloback]

hey ,least all our kids can count to 12 without havin to take theys shoes off

 

[Siren]

Yea but you need to take off all your clothes

 

[pabloback]

Re: Yea but you need to take off all your clothes

to count to 15.


That is why we love your ass.

hell ,you is the one that got love and hat tattooed on your knuckles when you was in that there jailhouse last time

 

[Siren]

Pablito, some inter breeding on your side too I see

 

[pabloback]

Re: Pablito, some inter breeding on your side too I see

That is love and Hate.

remember, the 'e' is silent..........
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it would be hate if you still had all o them there fingers o yers

 

[Siren]

Pabbers........

 

[pabloback]

Re: Pabbers........

I would still have that finger
if you hadnt clinched yer arse
so hard.

fuck you john wayne bobbitt , the whole world knows that wasnt my arse or your finger

 

[Siren]

Well, if it wasnt your arse.........

 

[pabloback]

giving you the finger , wrapped in a freezer bag , how do you think i smuggled it out of joliet for ya
ya dumb redneck

 

[Siren]

thats my boy

 

[pabloback]

next time you can whistle dixie

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Ah Pablito, my secret is out

so I am a fat balding man from Alabama............

Alright Siren, you had me fooled. As good as I am at creating criminal profiles, I would have thought that you were actually an obese, balding man from Mississippi.

 

[Demian]

wut time iz it where yer at?

Men on the Rag...This is not the Dancing fool who could crack me up...Wut have you done with Pablo, you bastards!

 

[Laurel]

Re: Ah Pablito, my secret is out

so I am a fat balding man from Alabama............

and I'm an Indian dude named yayati, apparently. What a day for new discoveries!

 

[Demian]

My Favorite Laurel

Kisses...Merry Christmas...I could use a hug