MelissaBaby
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There have got to be some story ideas here...
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SimonDoom
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Alien invasion. Aliens shaped like penis fish. People think they're fish and scoop them off the beach in droves. Women, especially, seem drawn to them.
Experienced marine biologist, Betty Goodmind, collects one and does tests on it. She finds out it's not a fish at all -- it's not from this world. She plans to go public, but delays because the specimen she has is so . . . irresistible. It seduces her. She gives in to her need. The alien spreads its seed.
Soon the world is conquered.
Experienced marine biologist, Betty Goodmind, collects one and does tests on it. She finds out it's not a fish at all -- it's not from this world. She plans to go public, but delays because the specimen she has is so . . . irresistible. It seduces her. She gives in to her need. The alien spreads its seed.
Soon the world is conquered.
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Sure, but first
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So, space radiation hits the ocean and all of these penis fish hop up on shore, and they merge into walking penis fish men and start attacking everyone and ...
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and those who are impregnated by them give birth to a hybrid alien species who grow up fast, hungry, and cannibalistic, but they can also live on land or sea, and humans win whatever conflict arises, but some escape, so the beaches are no longer safe for Teens looking to party topless with beers around the bonfire, but as we all know, 18+ teens with beers in their hands are some dumb SOB's.
So, a bunch of nerds doing some penis fish descendant hunting happen to spy a group of cool girls getting attack, and these nerds have to rely on their LARP abilities and knowledge of penis fish weaknesses to rescue the girls and find love.
The end.
MelissaBaby
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Thousands of women show up at the beach. They decide the fish are small fry, so they just go do some shopping and have lunch.
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RetroTin88
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That's not much of a story.
A secret, military chemical plant masquerading as a carrier in a dystopian, war-driven future, sinks into the sea, and these fish are infected by some experimental wonder drugs meant to evolve man into its next evolutionary form. Not a lot of penis fish, just some, and they grow into walking Adonises with special powers who have to adapt to life on earth. All but one gets caught, but the military knows there's another out there, so they're searching for him and the lady who teaches him how to be a Man, and then they can have a daughter, because, you know, feminist shit, and she turns out to be the sole person that can unite a world on the verge of annihilation.
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What? Too realistic for you?
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RetroTin88
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Boring.
ChloeTzang
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But so true. Shopping can be an intensely erotic experience. Buy new stilettos, return to beach, walk on beach wearing stilettos and stomp on penis fish as one walks. Watch the faces of the men and smile soooo sweetly as you lovingly clean your new Jimmy Choo’s, replace them on your delicate feet, and ..... STOMP SQUISH etcd
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After women become satisifed with their penis fish, they have no need of men anymore. They stop having sex with them, instead returning to the sea to give birth to their broods of penis fish smelt. Soon the human race dies out. So, too, do the penis fish aliens, since there are no more human women to give birth to them. The last one washes up on the beach, alone, and reflects on the weirdness of the cosmos.
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And the reason for a mass suicide was because all the vagina fish refused their advances.
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The last penis fish wiggles along the beach, looking desperately for signs of other life, until it comes across a half-buried, ancient -- yet familiar -- statue -- of a human woman holding a penis fish aloft. It realizes, with shock, that it never actually left its planet. It had been transported into the future, to a time when humans, not penis fish, ruled the planet.
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MelissaBaby
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Spoiled. So spoiled.
I've been a lucky girl, what can I say?
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My God, you women are so... violent.
Thank goodness I regularly send my characters shopping, gives me half a chance of survival.
And Melissa, here's me thinking all those women who say, "It's all right darling, size doesn't matter," were telling the truth.
Now, where's my ruler?
MelissaBaby
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My God, you women are so... violent.
Thank goodness I regularly send my characters shopping, gives me half a chance of survival.
And Melissa, here's me thinking all those women who say, "It's all right darling, size doesn't matter," were telling the truth.
Now, where's my ruler?
Think of it this way, if she says size doesn't matter, you know that she loves you.
ElectricBlue
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I've had some nice compliments, is all I'm going to say to that
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SimonDoom
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You're wise beyond your years.
SimonDoom
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I've had some nice compliments, is all I'm going to say to that
And all I'M going to say is that according to Wikipedia the average length of the Innkeeper worm, or "penis fish", Urechis caupo, is 20 centimeters, or 8 inches, so if you've got them beat I have no doubt you've received some nice compliments.
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As Francis Urquhart regularly said in the BBC House of Cards, "You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment."
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My God, you women are so... violent.
Thank goodness I regularly send my characters shopping, gives me half a chance of survival.
And Melissa, here's me thinking all those women who say, "It's all right darling, size doesn't matter," were telling the truth.
Now, where's my ruler?
I was thinking a good bdsm story.....
SimonDoom
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It depends. Can the penis fish do something about the homeless problem and wild fires?
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I'm pleased to say my Penis Fish story is progressing nicely. Thank you for the inspiration, MB!
I seem to have my writing mojo back. One story published so far this month, another to be published on the 19th with the Ogg event, the Penis Fish story to follow soon after, and another story well underway to be finished before year's end. The Valentine's story is progressing well, too. I haven't made so much progress with so many stories since May 2017. I'm excited about 2020.
I seem to have my writing mojo back. One story published so far this month, another to be published on the 19th with the Ogg event, the Penis Fish story to follow soon after, and another story well underway to be finished before year's end. The Valentine's story is progressing well, too. I haven't made so much progress with so many stories since May 2017. I'm excited about 2020.
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