There are some real genuses on this planet.

[Spinaroonie]

So, I'm walking back to my place after my first two classes so I can eat lunch. So I cut through the parking lot of a Jack-in-The-Box. Now, first things first, this is the crappiest JitB in the world. It sucks. Don't eat there.

So I'm passing through and I see a truck that has a decal on the back that sasy "Licensed Terrorist Hunter". It's better than a ripped to shred flags, I'll give them that much. But I look at it and I noticed the serial number of it (You can probably guess what it is)

I look again and I notice that it's

0910 01.

Wow.

Some marketing genuses there.

 

[perks]

spelling buddy says "geniuses"

 

[lovetoread]

Just popping on to say its "geniuses" and to mention I have never eaten at a JitB.

 

[glamorilla]

You forgot the period at the end of your sentance.

 

[Pagliacci]

Now I almost feel forced to see if there was any acts of terrorism in the world on the tenth that might warrant a sticker like that.

 

[phrodeau]

"Genuses" would be correct if you were referring to a different type of primate.

I can go along with that.

 

[tortoise]

There are Kingdoms, too.

 

[Spinaroonie]

spelling buddy says "geniuses"

Perhaps I meant genuses as in many groups.



But I didn't.

 

[perks]

There are Kingdoms, too.

*laughing*
Sylvilagus bachmani riparius

 

[tortoise]

King Phillip Cried Over Frog Gut Soup

 

[tortoise]

Desert Tortoise:

Kingdom: Animalia
Phyllum: Chordata
Class: Reptilia
Order: Chelonia
Suborder: Cryptodira

Super Family: Testudinoidea
Family: Testudinidae

Genus Gopherus
Species: agassizii


(heh heh... he said Testudinidae... heh heh)

 

[Spinaroonie]

The original director for the music video for Wham!'s hit "wake me up" lost control over the video due to a dispute, and his assistant was given charge of the making of. He filmed the singers performing their hit song, and then went to the editing room to "Press buttons to see what they do". He did that and created the video.

The original direction was seen head in hands saying "This is not what I had envisioned".

I feel like that right now.

 

[Laurel]

tortoise, biology knowledge is very sexy.

 

[tortoise]

Did the truck have a gunrack in the window?

 

[phrodeau]

The original director for the music video for Wham!'s hit "wake me up" lost control over the video due to a dispute, and his assistant was given charge of the making of. He filmed the singers performing their hit song, and then went to the editing room to "Press buttons to see what they do". He did that and created the video.

The original direction was seen head in hands saying "This is not what I had envisioned".

I feel like that right now.

Which button can I push to make you spin on your head?

 

[binkley]

And spices, too.

 

[Private Vasquez]

King Phillip Cried Over Frog Gut Soup

Oh no! I thought King Phillip Came Over From German Screaming.

That seems kinda for, doesn't it?

 

[Laurel]

I like PV's pneumonic device best.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I forgot the 'y'. He came via Germany, but it all works out, I think.

 

[Thrillhouse]

Oh no! I thought King Phillip Came Over From German Screaming.

That seems kinda for, doesn't it?

There was a short-lived show on Comedy Central that came up with Please Come Over For Gay Sex.

 

[Spinaroonie]

There was a short-lived show on Comedy Central that came up with Please Come Over For Gay Sex.

I remember that! That's how I remember it actually, could never keep it clear unti lthat.

 

[sunstruck]

The original director for the music video for Wham!'s hit "wake me up" lost control over the video due to a dispute, and his assistant was given charge of the making of. He filmed the singers performing their hit song, and then went to the editing room to "Press buttons to see what they do". He did that and created the video.

The original direction was seen head in hands saying "This is not what I had envisioned".

I feel like that right now.

Very nice comparison.

Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all fucking day.

 

[Saytur]

You forgot the period at the end of your sentance.

You misspelled sentence.

 

[lovetoread]

Very nice comparison.

Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all fucking day.

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Jitterbug [4X]

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom)

 

[brokenbrainwave]

you forgot the "yeah yeah gitterbug"