TheEarl!!!

[yui]

Where are you?

Come play with me. I want The. <huff>

 

[yui]

Way.

<more pouting>

I need a fix.

Come smile at me and do all those things you do. Like talk and gesture and, well ... stuff-ish.

Earrrrrrrrllllllllllll!

Way.

<tragic sigh>

 

[Just-Legal]

I'll join in the "bemoaning lack of The"

Come back soon sweetie you are missed.

 

[Guest]

what we need to entice him is a swing set and a stout climbing tree...well, that and some nakkey women.

(i'll stick around for the nakkey women part)

 

[TheEarl]

Scene: A normal uni student is wandering across a crowded campus. Suddenly, he stops dead and cocks his head, as thought listening to something.

STUDENT: Beautiful ladies need me!

He rips open his shirt to reveal TheEarl's costume and flies away.


Morning all. You rang?

The Earl

 

[yui]

Scene: A normal uni student is wandering across a crowded campus. Suddenly, he stops dead and cocks his head, as thought listening to something.

STUDENT: Beautiful ladies need me!

He rips open his shirt to reveal TheEarl's costume and flies away.


Morning all. You rang?

The Earl

Numfar! Do the Dance of Joy!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/94233.gif


The is here! The is here! The is here!

Hello, Sweetie.

 

[TheEarl]

Numfar! Do the Dance of Joy!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/94233.gif


The is here! The is here! The is here!

Hello, Sweetie.

<laughs> You are so amazingly cool.

I love my cheering squad.

The Earl

 

[Elsie Grey]

Hehehe!

Elsie

xxx

 

[yui]

<laughs> You are so amazingly cool.

I love my cheering squad.

The Earl

Oh, full-body-extra-hip-bump for The.

You’re cheering squad loves you, too.

I'm not so cool, only a bit smitten with the you that is you.

We're all getting t-shirts that say, "I want to do The."

"Five ways from Sunday on Friday."

You might want to start taking vitamins.

Hehehe!

Elsie

xxx

Ms. Elsie! Hello!

He's just so freaking cute, ya know?

 

[yui]

But ... but ... but ....

Think I'm gonna think of you now.



Goodnight.

 

[Elsie Grey]

Hey Yui!

He is cute. He's gorgeous! Be jealous, I get to see him nextweekend, in the flesh....

Elsie

xxx

 

[yui]

Hey Yui!

He is cute. He's gorgeous! Be jealous, I get to see him nextweekend, in the flesh....

Elsie

xxx

I'm green, positively. But happy, too, for you both. He gives good and gets good from you.

Take care of yourself and The, K? Be happy.

 

[Aurora Black]

Scene: A normal uni student is wandering across a crowded campus. Suddenly, he stops dead and cocks his head, as thought listening to something.

STUDENT: Beautiful ladies need me!

He rips open his shirt to reveal TheEarl's costume and flies away.


Morning all. You rang?

The Earl

You are so cute.

 

[yui]

You are so cute.

Forgive me for being cocky, but you've no idea just how freaking cute he is ....

<fanning self>

 

[Guest]

Forgive me for being cocky, but you've no idea just how freaking cute he is ....

<fanning self>

did he do the 'gay' dance for you?
its the best ive ever seen. honest.

 

[yui]

did he do the 'gay' dance for you?
its the best ive ever seen. honest.

Yep, only made me want him more.

I was, and am, utterly charmed by The.

 

[TheEarl]

did he do the 'gay' dance for you?
its the best ive ever seen. honest.

I love all of you. If I actually had to write down on a piece of paper just exactly what I needed right now, it wouldn't even come close to being as shiny as this thread.

The Earl

 

[Aurora Black]

He said "shiny."

 

[TheEarl]

He said "shiny."

I do that sometimes.

The Earl

 

[amicus]

Now I'm really jealous! I want some too!!!

sighs....don't get old, ain't no future in it....

(wish I had not read Yui's stories)

amicus...

 

[yui]

I love all of you. If I actually had to write down on a piece of paper just exactly what I needed right now, it wouldn't even come close to being as shiny as this thread.

The Earl

"I wrote down a list of things that I loved, and it looked like a list of your name ...."

You're shiny. Beautiful. Wonderful. I wish that I were in the position (preferring a prone one with my ankles about my shoulders ) to show you just how spiffy you are.

He said "shiny."

It's his favorite phrase ... that and, "Fuck m... "

Umm, nevermind. <cough>

I do that sometimes.

The Earl

And I adore when you do it.

Shiny stuff-ish. But since most of what you do, including, "I'm a Little Teapot" is shiny, that could mean lots ....

(wish I had not read Yui's stories)

amicus...

Epp! Don’t read my stuff, I sorta suck in my own poetic-ish way!

 

[yui]

Bumping, The, cos it's just too hard not to bump him.

 

[Just-Legal]

Oh, full-body-extra-hip-bump for The.

You’re cheering squad loves you, too.

I'm not so cool, only a bit smitten with the you that is you.

We're all getting t-shirts that say, "I want to do The."

"Five ways from Sunday on Friday."

You might want to start taking vitamins.

Ms. Elsie! Hello!

He's just so freaking cute, ya know?

See, Yui is a lot more eloquent than me. And I certainly agree with the bolded part. (Don't worry, you won't have a big scary fiance of mine chasing you, he's aware of my addiction. Hasn't even started asking for therapists... yet.)

*g*

Your cheering squad most certainly loves you too Mr The.

J-L - who is still trying to get dressed... its only taking an hour (damn PC in bedroom!)

 

[TheEarl]

Epp! Don’t read my stuff, I sorta suck in my own poetic-ish way!

Hey! This is my ego-boosting thread! Go fish for compliments about how great your writing is elsewhere!

The Earl

 

[yui]

See, Yui is a lot more eloquent than me. And I certainly agree with the bolded part. (Don't worry, you won't have a big scary fiance of mine chasing you, he's aware of my addiction. Hasn't even started asking for therapists... yet.)

Yui isn’t more eloquent, sweetie, she just sometimes says things sideways and that is sometimes mistaken for some sort of “understanding”. Primarily, I’m lost 99% of the time and just faking it.

Your fiancé sounds great; enjoy the ride.

Hey! This is my ego-boosting thread! Go fish for compliments about how great your writing is elsewhere!

The Earl

But I'd rather play with the threads on your jeans ... with you in them. Err, I mean, play with you. Umm, I mean I'd like to dress you in nothing but brightly colored threads and spend my time biting through knots, ghosting your skin with lips, to get to the good stuff. Please, please, please let me stroke you … umm, your ego.

My writing sucks, mostly. Especially the drunken poetry. <cringing> And I have no plot. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I write what is often, somewhat disdainfully, referred to as "stroke". But I do have fun writing it.