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[The_PG]

I've wanted, for the longest time, to put together a list of my threads with my comments and to give some props to my co-writers. In time there are a few other things I want to add to this thread. All comments are welcome of course, but this isn't my play place, visit the Club_PG for that mind fuck. Just watch out for Jack.

List of things this thread currently contains (in order):
- Condescend SRP profile
- Current Thread list
- Soapbox links (post 2)
- Quotes (post 2)
- Old Thread list (post 3)

Future Ideas to Implement:

- Current ideas
- SRP Review's
- Pictures?
- Porn? Reviews? Rating?
- Erotica Stories (reviews and ratings)

My SRP Profile:
(Certain subjects contained within this SRP will be expanded upon in My Soapbox which will be found in post 2 of this thread)​

My Character(s) -
Gender: Male
Role: Dominate or Equal
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Ethnicity: Any
Fantasy? Yes
Furry? No
How do they look?
- My characters tend to be in the stock action hero look. Short hair, colors don't matter. Always muscular, though more and more often I lean toward either skinner characters or less chiseled ones which is more realistic in my opinion. Tall or short does not matter, but my characters generally aren't overweight. If they are, it's a body type called: muscular-fat. Where they have a big body, but are big framed so they wear it well. Always handsome faces.

Your Character(s) -
Gender: Female
Role: Equal or Submissive
Sexuality: Heterosexual or Bi-sexual
Ethnicity: Any
Fantasy? Yes
Furry? Yes
How do they look?
Your typical character will be shorter, smaller, and physically weaker then mine. Have tiny to handful sized breasts, always perky even if there isn't much there. Occasionally they can be bigger. The stomach is important to me, I like flat ones, so that when they quiver or strain it shows. Cute, sweet, angelic faces are best. No big noses or ears. Sometimes I like having an equally strong character (tho still shorter) to fight with before they fuck. Butts should be slim to bubble, but no bigger, and being tight is key.

Kinks:

Favorites: Non-Consensual, Sadism, First-Time (your character, especially non-consensual), Pain, Forced Orgasm
Love it: Master/Submissive, Bondage, Hogtie, Spanking, Cat & Mouse, Abuse, Tickling, Breath Play
Like it: Angry sex, First-Time (my character), Rough Sex, Mystery Sex

Plots:

Favorites: Rape, Captured Prisoner, Fantasy, Mystery
Love it: Lifestyle (BDSM), Training, Marriage Issues, Incest, First-Time (either character)
Like it: Romance, Chance Encounter

My Currently Active Threads:
(Alphabetical)​

Alliance ~ Co-Writer: fuckmeat

- For those of you who do not know there is this deviously delectable little brit who goes by the name of fuckmeat. Many do know her, but those who don't should simply bow in her presence. She's awesome! Now, this is the first of 4 threads I am in with her. It is a Serenity/Firefly RP in which she plays River Tam, and I play the Operative Mr. Malcolm. I simply can't wait to rip into that little nymph and make her my bitch, and I don't think fuckmeat can wait either. She really knows her Firefly, and I'm always amazed at how much depth she brings into these threads. It's like i'm back watching the show sometimes.

Blitzkrieg ~ Co-Writer: fuckmeat

- This is the first thread I ever started with fuckmeat, she allowed me to take over Litsharks character in the tale of a soldier returning from war and not being able to cope until he begins taking it out on his little whore of a wife, or so he believes after reading some of her 'love letters' to other soldiers in the war. Basically he's crazy (so am I) and we get to tear down Kat piece by piece. Physically, emotionally, mentally, until she eventually becomes a total whore for her new found husband. We know where the thread is heading, but there are so many devious little detours, I'm not sure how quickly we'll get to our destination.

Bienvenidos a Miami! ~ Co-Writer: fuckmeat

- I absofuckinglutely love action packed James Bond/Jason Bourne style threads. Especially with fucked up sex scenes throughout, and I believe it was after reading one my previous "Agent" threads that fuckmeat queried as to whether I'd be up for doing another with her? How could I refuse someone willing to subject themselves to amnesiac/sadist/rapist who is being hunted like a deer? That's right, impossible. Ryan is virtually a robot at the beginning of this thread, and so far it hasn't changed, but he has refrained from killing Keira so far...

Dual Depravity ~ Co-Writer: fuckmeat

- Yes! FM again! hehehe, but let's get to the thread. Twin siblings Robert and Rhea both are clueless about the others obsession with sadism and masochism respectively. After a heated breakup with his girlfriend, Robert will stumble onto the fact as he releases a lifetime's worth of his crushing upon his sister. As they begin to recover and understand what has happened the question will arise. Now what are they going to do about it? How the fuck is Robert going to keep her quiet, and what the fuck is Rhea going to do! She liked it. No way she can tell her friends, let alone her parents or the cops!

Duty Bound ~ Co-Writer: Britwitch

- I get to write with Britwitch, nananaaa! Hehe, she is a great writer and one of my first co-writer's wayyy back when I first joined this site. We had an incredibly intense and detailed thread going before she disappeared (with good reason!) and I'm pretty sure I also had some issues posting around that time. Irregardless, she's back! Erica is the daughter the Colonel, and Captain Bobby Dennison is one of the Colonel's top men. Because of marital problems with his bitch of a wife he's been craving a toy, and when he stumbles into some blackmail material for the pretty Colonel's daughter, well... We'll see where things go! Just started, but this thread has got some great potential because of how much Brit enjoys letting her characters blush and get terrorized. Purfect!

Newest Thread: Goodbye Michelle ~ Co-Writer: sallythescorpian

- Daniel Martinez returns home from deployment after learning that his wife has suffered a serious accident in which she lost all of her permanent memory. She can re-learn new things, but has forgotten her previous life in which she cheated on her husband who has a few kinks of his own. Upon his return Daniel decides to get even by turning her into the slutty, whoring, piece of shit wife that she really is; deciding to make her his eternally loving, and serving cunt for the rest of her life.

His Prize ~ Co-Writer: xTerrax

- Super geek Mark is challenged by super smart, and super hot co-ed student Erika to take up the professors extra credit task for her, in exchange for a date. Little does Erika know that her offer was really for exchange of her sexual desires and life, as quite soon Mark will be controlling all of it.

The Legend of an Age ~ Co-Writer: fuckmeat

- What! Her again? Yesss! This one I specifically remember her twisting my arm into writing. This is probably my proudest thread in terms of imagination. I have been planning the world in which this thread is set (Tolkien Elves, Underworld Vampires, with my own flavor of each) for years. Spawning from the first time I played as a Vampire, haha, yes I've been RPing for awhile. Okay, that aside aside, fuckmeat gets to play a Elf that gets hunted by my Vampire. A little cliche on these boards? Hardly, not with her writing and my setting. It's just taking off, but it will be Epic by the time it hits the 2nd page. Guaranteed.

Okay ... Okay ... BULLSHIT! ~ Co-Writer: La_Reina

- I can't remember if it was me talking her into doing a thread, or vice-versa, but either way I'm glad that I am writing with La_Reina. I think it's because she likes that I'm an asshole. Her character is quite rebellious, but once Ivan has her within his grasp it's time to see how long she will hold out. Give her props for playing a military woman, as she told me flat out at the beginning that she knew very little about it, so she's doing a rather good job. My character, so far hasn't had much of a change, and I'm not sure he will. Quite a badass, he is.

Newest Thread: Once Upon a Midnight Craze ~ Co-Writer(s): fuckmeat, Ausus_girl13

- The Joker takes over Gotham City again. Need I say anymore?

A Pirates Ransom Co-Writer: princesssexci

- Princess Angelica stows away on the wrong Captains boat. Not only is he a pirate, but he is a pirate of pirates and he knows of Angelica and her worth to the country from which she ran away. Bad news for the virginal little princess who should have known better than to run away from her silk sheets and beautiful prince's. Now it is her turn to know exactly what hardship and pain really are.

Weekend in the City ~ Co-Writer: xxJessica

- Brother & Sister grew up close, but their paths diverged into different ways. Brett became a well-to-do family and businessman. Callie became a slut, whore, drug addict, among other things. The two meet for a wild weekend in the city when Brett needs a break from his perfect world, and Callie needs a check up from her protective older brother. Hot sex, drugs, drinks, and much more fun to come. Just think sweaty, screaming, violent, panting, goosebumps, and dry mouths. That is what this thread is.

Who Needs a Psychiatrist? ~ Co-Writer: princesssexci

- She asked me to play the Joker, and I never, ever, everever refuse to play the Joker. We RP'd in a previous thread with the Gotham setting and I think she was jealous of the Harleyquinn in that thread (teasing! hehe) so I'm glad she finally caught me here. Her Harley Quinn wasn't an easy nut to crack, but she will slowly start to go crazy. We're off to the races already. Can't wait until we seriously get CRAZY and start making people SMILE!

Translations for the Club_PG:
- Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrantes = Abandon all hope ye who enter here
- inceptor = beginning
- delactatio morosa = peevish delight
- a bene placito = during pleasure
- luxuria incipio = lusts beginning
- lconstringo constrixi constrictum = to bind, confine, restrain
- linfinitas infinitio tormina = infinite torment
- doctus dolor scelus sceleris = teaching pain, sin, evil deeds, wickedness

 

[The_PG]

My Soapbox:

Cute, Parts

Quotes:

“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” ~ Nietzsche

"Why... So... Serious?" ~ The Joker

"Regardless, I'd rather die his piece of shit than live as some other man's princess." ~ fuckmeat

"It was like death... But in a good way!" ~ Ed Walters, the movie IQ

"Um. For the moment yes. Suck an ovary fucker!" ~ Ausus_Girl

"I'm not that evil. I do giggle." ~ me

"Madness is like gravity. All you need is a little push!" ~ The Joker

"I was once in the cub scouts, but I got kicked out for eating a brownie." ~ Anonymous​

 

[The_PG]

Old Thread List​

Bound To Breed ~ Co-Writer: Jewelskye

- My only thread with Jewelskye because... Well, I don't know why! She's fucking awesome. I love her character in this thread to death, and perhaps that is why we haven't made another one. It would get jealous of this thread. Kitten is cute, cudly, and more then a little masochistic. The perfect person to fall in love with her newly rewarded soldier that has come back after a mission to be rewarded by one of the biggest corporations of slave breeders in the world, a common practice in this futuristic thread. There are many complications coming, and they all contain hot sex, be it soft or hard, and plenty of strange (new!) emotions for each character. She's so cuuute!
Status: Waiting for Jewelskye to return.

DG in the Big City ~ Co-Writer: zombey123

- "The year is 1923, and struggling to overcome a recent sexual assault, twenty year old D.G, the daughter of a small town minister, has fled to New York City and forsaken her good girl ways. Lost in her own internal struggles, her life becomes intertwined with that of New York's notorious underground. Lead astray by a dark, handsome stranger, D.G discovers the gritty wonders of the streets- love, sex, drugs, drinking, music and death." ~ zombey123

- So far so good! zombey123 is a newcomer to lit, but I am certainly enjoying her character and writing style. I'm actually struggling a bit with the New York accent for my character Pierce. Hopefully I can brush that up as we go along. Apparently my first post made her laugh loud enough to wake up one of the members of her household. So I'm doing something right!
Status: Waiting for zombey123 to return.

A Fighting Affair ~ Co-Writer: Ausus_girl13

- Ares, the god of war, and Artemis the goddess of the hunt get it on in this mythical Greek tale of lust. After one of our group threads dropped with our two favorite characters, me and Ausus had to find a way to continue the back and forth between those two. This is an excellent imitation of the kind of chemistry we have writing together! It's so easy to fight, fuck, or forget that it is just our characters doing these strangely things. We have no idea where this thread is going to finish, head, or begin. That is one of of the reasons it is so fucking awesome.
Status: Thread closed.

Of Death & Desire ~ Co-Writer: PrettyPosie

- I never give up hope for this thread specifically because of a sudden fascination I have for snuff, but not quite. I don't know what the word is to describe dancing on the line between death and breath-play (asphyxiation) but whatever it is would describe this thread. The goal is to dig a bit deeper through one particular Dom's sadistic desires to a place that most people will not seek in their threads or lives. Seek death, do not fear it.
Status: Open for another writer.

A Greek God's Heart ~ Co-Writer: KawaiiChibiLust

- The god Apollo has tired of his nymphs and fellow goddesses that live upon the Mountain Olympus. He's decided to pursue the love of the lovely mortal Avalon down upon earth. When his music, physique, and strange blue eyes capture her heart and she desire to return with him to the Mount what will be the reaction of Zeus his father? That's the question me and Kawaii are trying to answer in this thread. I love her fucking name. Can't wait to see where this one his heading, but it seems to be heading in the right direction after only a handful of posts!
Status: Open for another writer, or Kawaii's return.

Princeton Palace ~ Co-Writers: zydrate (thread creator), princesssexci, ultimate_nerdslut, Ukstud

- Basically zydrate's idea was to create an apartment complex for the young, single, and wealthy. Then we pair up and fuck (i think), so me and Ultimate have done so. I typically don't write 'vanilla sex' but I gotta say it's been completely enjoyable. Lots of flirting, giggling, and laughing. A very lighthearted and great change from the normal posting I do, I really can't stress how much I'm enjoying it. Ultimate was perfect for me, and I hope she's enjoying it as much as I am.
Status:Thread closed.

 

[fuckmeat]

Thank you for the props Hon. Now you've gone and made me blush.

 

[The_PG]

Well I wanna keep u blushing! We'll have to keep these threads going so I can write more reviews.

 

[The_PG]

My Most Favoritest Character
Disclaimer: Remember, not everything has to be this way, just the more the better!​

If you really, really, really want to RP for me for any reason I am going to give you a 99.9% chance of doing so every time. So long as your spelling & grammar is not atrocious, making a character that some how fits this mold will pretty much guarantee that i will be posting with you. I've told a few people, in private, about my fascination with cute, cutesy, and blushing. So now I'm telling everyone. My secret is out!

Cute, cutesy, blushing, adorable, yummy, tasty, delectable, sweet, soft, taut, smooth, and tiny. That is my favorite, if you need a few more clues. Here they are; both younger and smaller. With a tiny button nose and soft eyes that are not too big, but really stand out. Kind of like anime style characters. Tiny hands that fit nicely into my large ones, smooth skin that feels oh so very nice against my rough calluses. Warm skin with a lightly salty taste that tickles my tongue. Firm cheeks on both face and butt (no asses!) that I could pinch if I were the Uncle, but instead I'll watch blush bright red the moment I even mention kissing or give her one of those smiles. Often enough it's even when I just look at her, of course that only happens after something else happens.

To make the other, lower, cheeks blush I need to be firm sometimes. Like a father, even if it isn't very fatherly to make her wet like that, she needs to blush from both ends. That is quite the delight when she does.

Creamy skin that is baby smooth, and light silky hair that doesn't get in the way, but can provide a firm handhold if necessary. Also, delicate little, sensitive ears that don't always blush, unless we're in public as she does something naughty.

Getting back to the butt (remember, no ass!) it needs to be bubbly, like her personality when she's not blushing, round and firm. Easy to fit in my hands, but enough to give me something to hit when the need arouses me. Firm too, so that when she is riding me she doesn't get tired. I'd make sure it's always wearing a pair of sweats or jeans with something written across the backside. Slut, whore, and cunt are too much for a girl like this. Words like juicy, bubbly, cutey, and soft are just fine. I want to make her blush, not have a fucking stroke.

Her feet are easy; prone to curling and in proportion with the rest of her tiny self.

Finally her breasts. They are best if left in the same state that they were throughout high school. No bigger then a large orange, and that is the only limit. Finding out that her chest is really stuffed full of newspaper is no problem, blush little girl!

Bubbling blushes, you may ask! Yes. Do you remember the high school cheer leading captain? Yes, the slut. Now, do you remember the co-captain? No? The smart one that said all the right things and planned every event, the one that was just as loud during a pep rally, but during class sat quietly and did her work. That one, that's the one I want. Smart, talkative if she knows you, and perhaps with a strong will of her own. Yet entirely submissive when it comes to sex, submissive to the point of resistance even. What she doesn't know, she doesn't like, until she's forced to learn that she knows she does indeed like what is happening to her tiny body.

She likes it (and so do i) when her body quakes, spasms, and twitches in various odd ways throughout our times together. Remember to curl those toes! Mewling, panting, and soft sounds are nice. Perfect even. So... Now you know!

I will see you... hehe... Around!

 

[princesssexci]

My Most Favoritest Characters


Cute, cutesy, blushing, adorable, yummy, tasty, delectable, sweet, soft, taut, smooth, and tiny. That is my favorite, if you need a few more clues. Here they are; both younger and smaller. With a tiny button noes and soft eyes that are not too big, but really stand out. Kind of like anime style characters. Tiny hands that fit nicely into my large ones, smooth skin that feels oh so very nice against my rough calluses. Warm skin with a lightly salty taste that tickles my tongue. Firm cheeks on both face and butt (no asses!) that I could pinch if I were the Uncle, but instead I'll watch blush bright red the moment I even mention kissing or give her one of those smiles. Often enough it's even when I just look at her, of course that only happens after something else happens.

*decides to pick on you*

You spelled nose wrong. Its spelled n-o-s-e. Just fyi *giggles then rushes off*

 

[monique_minx]

Lmfao! I caught that one too Princess but I was too busy laughing over the whole description!

ETA: Favoritest? Seriously? You should add that to Princess' dictionary thread

 

[The_PG]

Bump. New quotes, new threads added.

 

[The_PG]

Why They Induce Boners​

Like everyone there are certain things that seem to excite me more than others. Not caring if it makes me look anymore perverted than I already look to you, I thought I should list them and try, from head-to-toe, to tell you what I find sexy in a female. Before you begin reading I would like to clarify something that I hate to have to clarify, but find it necessary. No offense folks, but implying things just doesn't seem to work. Very few of the things I'm going to list are MUST haves, but rather MUST wants. It's just the way I was designed to see things by whatever or whomever designed me. Certain things have and will make me react differently than others. Also if something has a short description whereas others have longer, don't take that as a sign it is unimportant. It just means either a) it's more obvious, or b) i was able to better describe what I like to see without using a bazillion words. I realize that pictures would make this 1,000 times easier. But searching for the "perfect" picture just really pisses me the fuck off sometimes, so I thought better of doing that.

So, without further ado here they are:

Hair. As I stated I will start at the top and work my way down. Hair is fairly simple, for one simple reason. All hairstyles, to me, are made for one reason. (Even the cute ones.) That reason is simple too; to be messed up. Cute ponytails or pigtails, to erotic and sexy waves, to mussed and disheveled looks. They all lead to my fingers grabbing it and twisting. Whether or not it is part of some depraved game or reflex like my toes curling, it doesn't really matter. I just like smooth hair that eventually becomes messed up!

Color is not a deal breaker in any sense of the word. Preference is dirty blond because of the connotation and how it blends with blue eyes. But I like redheads more than the other guys, full blonds, jet black, rich brown, in fact it's easier just to tell you that I don't like closely cut pink or blue. Other colors like purple, orange, and green are okay as streaks or a light tinge, but keep it natural ladies.

Eyes. Ever seen anime eyes? It's too bad they don't exist. But what do exist are incredibly soft, doe eyes that make me feel like goo sometimes, but mostly like wood. (<-insert shit eating grin) Those are the best when eye color is other than blue. Yes, I'm a Nazi. I love blue eyes. Clear blue, baby blue sky blue, ocean blue, diamond blue, you name it blue and it is my favorite. Green is a close second, but it doesn't quite have the variety as blue does. Blue eyes seem to have such a fragility and clearness to them, it makes me think that I can see straight through them inside of a person. I find them simply amazing.

The only possible thing that can improve on the blue or soft doe is when either is covered in a glassy film of pleasure or tears... or both. With both at the same time being the absolute zenith of best. Tears of pleasure, pain, and embarrassment all at the same time turn me on so fast. Seriously, when females cry in movies I'm normally adjusting my pants, it's rather annoying actually! The glassy or foggy look can either be from pleasure, alcohol, whatever, I just find it super erotic as they dance or something as such and begin to NOT see what is in front of them. Instead focusing on the experiences at hand.

One last thing about the eyes. Since they are the windows to the soul, I love seeing emotion in them, a few in particular. Nervousness, embarrassment, lust, depravity, terror, fear, and hopelessness. Why I don't mention love or the synonyms of affection is because for me that is shown through any of the other emotions I've mentioned. I don't want to see that love me because of what I'm doing. I want to see that you love what I'm doing, because you love me. That is only shown by the emotions that correctly correspond with what I am doing.

I hope that is not too complicated. I suppose in essence it is I want to see, in your eyes, is a reaction to what is happening. Rather than what you think about what is happening. Even more broken down: I want you to feel, not to think.

Ears. Unlike eyes, ears are easy to describe. I love soft, sensitive little ears, and while it not be the case for every woman or girl in the world I like to imagine that each every female has those sensitive bits of flesh perched on their head. Whispering sweet nothings, or dirty little thoughts into them turns me on, not just her. Licking, nibbling, kissing, and blowing cool air to induce a shiver, squirm, or rash of goosebumps give me an extra throb or three between my legs while things get going.

While I'm not into infantilism, just thing of baby ears. How cute and precious they are, but now imagine them on a sexually mature female. Yummy.

Nose. I like cute button noses or slender ones. Especially when they wiggle or quiver when something I'm doing excites the wearer.

Cheeks. Since this is where blushing occurs I felt it quite necessary to mention them. Blushing is one of my favorite reactions from the opposite sex. Whether it's from embarrassment or arousal, I just love the act of blushing. Especially when they are on nicely rounded cheeks. The more elegant, high set, and strangely flat, or worse still sunken ones are not my favorite. I really much prefer there round, bubbly kind that you can see when she smiles. You can pinch them, kiss them, lick tears from them, or hit them and all that you will feel is meat. Not flabby or anything of the sort, but rather more like muscle from smiling so much.

And oh my gosh, I almost forgot dimples. Dimples add to cuteness so much! Especially on the cheeks, and while two or more dimples can be distracting I find that one little dimple on either the left or right cheek a few inches below the eyes can be the cutest and sexiest thing in the world!

Mouth. Mouths need to look good. Nothing can more easily ruin a face then a twisted mouth with some sort of odd... How do I say this... Attachment? A crooked lip, yellow teeth, constantly open mouth (though inviting, is disgusting), or extra large lips are a turn off. Yes, I am not one to fall for those absolutely luscious and lovely lips. While I am not a fan, they have to be seriously huge to be a turn off. Mostly I just prefer the smaller... Nerdier types of lips. The kinds that can easily be hidden when they are nibbled on or the female is nervously trying to tell me something.

Lipstick is neither here or there, but if it's on it should be the classic rosy red, or skin pink, with gloss applied in a layer atop of it.

Chin.
Neck.
Shoulders.
Arms.
Hands.
Chest.
Tummy!
Hips.
Butt.
Pussy.
Legs.
Feet.

 

[The_PG]

Updated threads... Added a new quote.

If you see something you like in the old ones and might wanna write. Let me know!