The Year Round Orgasm

[GratefulFred]

A conversation that took place today between two girls...

Remember Gail that used to work over in purchasing?

Didn't she go on maternity leave?

No. She wasn't pregnant but she's out on medical leave.

What about her?

Well this is what I know. She was having sex last year on New Years Eve and hit an orgasm at the stroke of midnight.

Good timing.

Well...? Here's the thing. The orgasm was so good it didn't stop.

No way.

Even after her boyfriend stopped having sex with her she just kept on having orgasms - one after another. After a while she was taken away by an ambulance. She's been hooked up to an IV for a year now.

I don't know what to say. Every girl wish she could have multiples from time to time. But what would cause something like that?

No one knows the cause, but the reason I bring this up is that I just heard from her doctor today that they expect her orgasms to be finished by midnight.

I hope she'll be ok.

Yeah. It got me thinking that maybe there is a goddess out looking over us.

You mean God?

No. I really think it's just a woman out in heaven who every year chooses 1 random woman to feel like a true goddess.

I wonder who's going to be picked for 2008.

Probably some lucky girl who responds to this post.

(By the way this is just some light hearted way of me saying Happy New Years)

 

[toffeegyrl]

it sounds like a nice idea...

but can you imagine trying to get your insurance to pay for the hospitalization? I mean, is that a preexisting condition? Act of God? What? And does disability insurance cover that kind of thing?

(obviously I need to be chosen for 2008, as orgasms may cure extreme pragmatism)

 

[GratefulFred]

it sounds like a nice idea...

but can you imagine trying to get your insurance to pay for the hospitalization? I mean, is that a preexisting condition? Act of God? What? And does disability insurance cover that kind of thing?

(obviously I need to be chosen for 2008, as orgasms may cure extreme pragmatism)

Who cares about paying the hospital? After you hit your maximum out of pocket they'll write off the rest of the bill. Can't be a pre-existing condition as the insurance company hasn't written it in their books yet. However Ms. Orgasm 2009, or future chosen ones may be pre-exed. Disability Insurance would cover it as it can be proven that someone getting constant orgasms is unable to perform other work outside of the porno industry and they can't force you to work their (maybe in nevada).

Now that you are more knowledgible keep the orgasms cumming!

...and of course Happy New Year!

 

[Fantasies_only]

A conversation that took place today between two girls...

Remember Gail that used to work over in purchasing?

Didn't she go on maternity leave?

No. She wasn't pregnant but she's out on medical leave.

What about her?

Well this is what I know. She was having sex last year on New Years Eve and hit an orgasm at the stroke of midnight.

Good timing.

Well...? Here's the thing. The orgasm was so good it didn't stop.

No way.

Even after her boyfriend stopped having sex with her she just kept on having orgasms - one after another. After a while she was taken away by an ambulance. She's been hooked up to an IV for a year now.

I don't know what to say. Every girl wish she could have multiples from time to time. But what would cause something like that?

No one knows the cause, but the reason I bring this up is that I just heard from her doctor today that they expect her orgasms to be finished by midnight.

I hope she'll be ok.

Yeah. It got me thinking that maybe there is a goddess out looking over us.

You mean God?

No. I really think it's just a woman out in heaven who every year chooses 1 random woman to feel like a true goddess.

I wonder who's going to be picked for 2008.

Probably some lucky girl who responds to this post.

(By the way this is just some light hearted way of me saying Happy New Years)

Actually this did happen (or at least something similar), only it wasn't for just a year, but for most of her life, ever since collage (every 10 minutes).
This is a real medical condition, so that's why I thought you heard the story, thought it was tabloid stuff, and tried to build a story around it.
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder

 

[GratefulFred]

Actually this did happen (or at least something similar), only it wasn't for just a year, but for most of her life, ever since collage (every 10 minutes).
This is a real medical condition, so that's why I thought you heard the story, thought it was tabloid stuff, and tried to build a story around it.
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder

Oh my god! That means I write fiction even when I try not too.

 

[mjl2010]

Oh my god! That means I write fiction even when I try not too.

Yes Freddy! You are DOOMED! DOOMED I say to write fiction until you die!



MJL

 

[Fantasies_only]

Oh my god! That means I write fiction even when I try not too.

I think you mean you write facts even if you want to write fiction.

I should clarify about every 10 minutes.
She said she has 200 orgasms each day, which averages out to about every 10 minutes.
I wanted to clear that up because the orgasms might act like small spasms, however they can be longer, so the timing isn't accurate to the last nanosecond.

 

[GratefulFred]

I think you mean you write facts even if you want to write fiction.

I should clarify about every 10 minutes.
She said she has 200 orgasms each day, which averages out to about every 10 minutes.
I wanted to clear that up because the orgasms might act like small spasms, however they can be longer, so the timing isn't accurate to the last nanosecond.

You really know how to rub it in Fantasies. If you keep hounding me with these heavy duty facts people will starting taking me seriously.

 

[ItReadsWell]

Actually this did happen (or at least something similar), only it wasn't for just a year, but for most of her life, ever since collage (every 10 minutes).
This is a real medical condition, so that's why I thought you heard the story, thought it was tabloid stuff, and tried to build a story around it.
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder

Eek - PGAD!

 

[GratefulFred]

Yes Freddy! You are DOOMED! DOOMED I say to write fiction until you die!



MJL

Here's a historical reference for ya...

(taken from Freddy Gump)

Freddy...be nice to this young boy gonna be stayin' with us tonight. He's headin' to Califlowera.

Ok momma...hey mister whatsa yr name? My name is Gump...Freddy Gump.

Hey kid...my name is Jim...Jim Morrison. Mighty nice of your mom to give me a place for the night especially since i's raining.

Well momma always says that life is like a chocolate covered penis. I don't know what dat means but momma says it tastes real good. Hey, do you want to try some LSD? Momma always says you should take your vitamins.

Well I guess if it's just vitamins I don't want to disappoint your momma.

Well I'm too young to take them myself. Momma says I need to be at least 21 to drive a bike.

Hey kid what's in these vitamins? I wonder if this is like being high? I've never been high before.

Momma once took me up high in the grand canyon when I was little. She was gagging in the bathroom. Some nice men tried to help her one at a time.

Wild child...

Jimmy?

Oh yes Mrs. Gump.

Well I suggest you come with me to my bathroom so you can get out of those wet pants and try on a new pair.

(15 minutes later)

Hey Freddy dude...check out these leather pants your mom fucked me...I mean gave me.

You spilled some milk on your pants Jim. Momma always says you shouldn't spill your cookies on an empty stomach.

Ok...Freddy dude. How about some more of those vitamins.

Ok Jim. Momma says people are strange but I say that's when your a stranger.

'Night kid.








Naw...these are just drugs that make your penis bigger. Here...try 10...

(after trying them)

Damn it Freddy...I feel such a rush. I really dig these drugs.