"The Yarn Shoppe" Is Open (wink, wink)

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It's the place you say you are going when you don't want someone to know.
It's not a place "he" would want to go to or tag along, after all.
And you can never have too much yarn…


It's where bored housewives, libidinous librarian types, cheating wives and girlfriends,
and cougars on the prowl say they are going …


"Welcome to The Yarn Shoppe, ma'am. It's nice to see a new face here. It's always a treat to see someone new here.
Let me help you find whatever kind of yarn are you looking for today."


"This one is new this week and it's perfect for weaving yarns of neighborly lust and seduction
or fiery "what if" second chance reunions."


"Or perhaps this for a finer knitting of long simmering passion spiraling into hot forbidden excitement
or of warm summer nights and seduction in the moonlight."


"Or maybe this one spun from stronger fiber suitable for forced passion or rough riding and convulsive eruptions?"

"Whatever yarn you are looking for we are sure to have something just for you whatever
your dreams of desire and conquest. What's your pleasure?
What naughty thoughts bring you to The Yarn Shoppe today?"
 
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The Yarn Shoppe. Genius. I wish they’d make this a local haunt. I’m a good tipper. 😉
 
The Yarn Shoppe. Genius. I wish they’d make this a local haunt. I’m a good tipper. 😉

Can I help you find the yarn you are looking for? If we don't have a location near you perhaps you can find what you need at our on line store. Free shipping on all yarns. ;)
 
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