Mr. Niceguy
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- Aug 8, 2000
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I've had my first literotica worthy experience. This guy named SHAUN ***** who is originally from Seattle and now living in Maryville, Missouri is just about the most pathetic son of a bitch this world has ever known. Ok, this guy calls me one day and says "hey, remember me, I met you last year and you said you might have a room for rent" and I'm like "yeah, still available". Well this guy moves all the way from Seattle because "Things aren't going well for me there and it feels like the whole world is crashing down on me."
Well he shows up, not a dime to his name, doesn't pay me a deposit, doesn't pay me rent, and ends up mooching off of me for three months. Worse yet, he ends up fucking a girl friend of mine with a limp dick at a party. Who the fuck set them up again? And so anyway, this all started in Februrary... well it's now May and this stupid shit is stealing food out of my fridge and eating it. We found all of these dirty dishes in his room full of pubic hairs. And I found where all my stolen shit was, including some porn.
I had fucking had it, so I moved that dumb shit's stuff out and threw it in the street. But ... here's the kicker. My wife came in and found one of her socks. She had this weird look on her face... "What does he have my sock for?" I try to stay positive and think maybe it just got thrown in the wash with his by accident. But then I find this dresser which is completely soaked with cum stains and it's full of his whack off material. And inside are two pairs of my wife's panties, covered in semen. They were subsequently burned.
Then so this dumb shit with no friends has to figure out what to do. So he calls his future landlord (he'd been told he was moving once) and begs him to move in early. This guy shows up with a station wagon and proceeds to move Shaun into his new place while carrying his god damn baby. I couldn't fucking believe it!
And guess where his new place is? This fucker has the audacity to move across the street. We can see his fucking window from here.
I've lived here for going on 6 years now and this stupid sicko thinks he can play on my turf. I wonder how it feels to have no friends Shaun? And by the way, since the court won't give my wife a restraining order, I'll just make sure to let your landlord and employers know why you got kicked out of your house.
Well he shows up, not a dime to his name, doesn't pay me a deposit, doesn't pay me rent, and ends up mooching off of me for three months. Worse yet, he ends up fucking a girl friend of mine with a limp dick at a party. Who the fuck set them up again? And so anyway, this all started in Februrary... well it's now May and this stupid shit is stealing food out of my fridge and eating it. We found all of these dirty dishes in his room full of pubic hairs. And I found where all my stolen shit was, including some porn.
I had fucking had it, so I moved that dumb shit's stuff out and threw it in the street. But ... here's the kicker. My wife came in and found one of her socks. She had this weird look on her face... "What does he have my sock for?" I try to stay positive and think maybe it just got thrown in the wash with his by accident. But then I find this dresser which is completely soaked with cum stains and it's full of his whack off material. And inside are two pairs of my wife's panties, covered in semen. They were subsequently burned.
Then so this dumb shit with no friends has to figure out what to do. So he calls his future landlord (he'd been told he was moving once) and begs him to move in early. This guy shows up with a station wagon and proceeds to move Shaun into his new place while carrying his god damn baby. I couldn't fucking believe it!
And guess where his new place is? This fucker has the audacity to move across the street. We can see his fucking window from here.
I've lived here for going on 6 years now and this stupid sicko thinks he can play on my turf. I wonder how it feels to have no friends Shaun? And by the way, since the court won't give my wife a restraining order, I'll just make sure to let your landlord and employers know why you got kicked out of your house.
