the worst 100 films ever..

[xMorganx]

so if your staying in this weekend then feast your eyes on this lovely idea of film viewing pleasure

100 worst films

 

[JazzManJim]

so if your staying in this weekend then feast your eyes on this lovely idea of film viewing pleasure

I'm just going to stare at your av for while, okay? That corset is just killing me!

 

[Behind the mask]

Did I see Star Wars episode 1 in there somewhere!

 

[KinkyKat]

"Capricious Summer" is, perhaps, the worst thing I've ever seen put on the medium of film in my life.

It made those old Encyclopaedia Britannica films on frog sex and how toasters work seem fascinating. LOL

 

[Monazwx]

Funny how Glitter got all those votes...

xMorganx, can you breathe ok?

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Is that on television in the USA or in the UK ?

 

[Semler]

I'm surprised I didn't see Battlefield Earth on that list. That movie was awful.

 

[xMorganx]

Funny how Glitter got all those votes...

xMorganx, can you breathe ok?

i am breathing just fine.... the corset wasn't that bad...i had to wear it for a play i was in...but then again the same play had me naked under a sheet too!

the play was Dangerous Liasons by the way...


but glitter was quite a sucky movie i hear...even the homeless wouldn't take refuge in that theatre

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Any chance of re-enacting some of those scenes at my place ?

 

[glamorilla]

Any movie titled "Monster a Go Go" can't be all that bad.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've seen it. It is.

The problem with lists like this is that they're compiled by a non-critical public. If you'll notice, most of the films listed are from 1996-2002. Obviously people are voting on what they saw today or a couple of days ago.

And it's not really fair to pick on B-Movies. I didn't notice one A picture on that list. If you really want to pick the worst 100 films of all time, you have to keep it to major features. Now you can vote on things like "Battlefield Earth", "Jaws IV: the Revenge", "Exorcist II: The Heretic", etc.

 

[JazzManJim]

Any movie titled "Monster a Go Go" can't be all that bad.

Oh yes it is. It's the second-worst movie I've ever seen riffed on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

There was a movie worse done by them, though. I also watched the original version of this movie, just to make sure it was as truly bad as MST3K made it seem. It was worse. Lots and lots worse.

"Manos: The Hands of Fate"

<shudder>

 

[JazzManJim]

Now you can vote on things like "Battlefield Earth", "Jaws IV: the Revenge", "Exorcist II: The Heretic", etc.

"Streetfighter: The Movie" anyone?

Generally, I like B Movies. Most of them are made by people who are well aware that they're making a low-budget movie, and they either put a lot of work into the writing and plot (which isn't costly) or they just have fun with it. I love watching B Movies by folks who "get it" - The Raimi Brothers, the Troma Films, George Romero back in the day.

 

[Nigel]

I am ecstatically happy to say that I haven't seen a single one of those films.

But I did see a "preview screening" of a film with the working title "Bobo - The Dog Boy" once. Starring Christopher Lloyd and Howie Mandel. A full half of the theatre walked out of the theatre within a half hour. Including me. My comment card was VERY interesting to fill out.....

Oh...the final title of the film in its theatrical release? "Walk Like A Man."

I agree with DCL, by the way....

 

[Vilac]

Some I'd add:

Beloved. (oprah winfry should stick to talkshows)

Dark City. (one of two movies I actually walked out of in the theater)

Someone already mentioned Battlefield Earth. Just the mere mention of that movie makes me sleepy.

I'm sure there are others. lol.....

Good Thread!
V~

 

[marksgirl]

"I spit on your grave" was not on the list and it has to be the worst movie I've ever seen!!! Who ever made it was a sicko!!!

 

[xMorganx]

granted we have all seen a lot of shitty movies, but i just was forwarded this list this morning so don't blame me for the list, i think you can go vote on the rating yourself at the site...

 

[Latinababe]

Jeepers Creepers

 

[marksgirl]

xMorganx

No one is blaming you sweetie!

 

[Demian]

Ever since I've seen Being John Malchovich

I think every movie sucks...it's like listening to rock stars since Randy died

So wut movie have I liked?

I finally saw Girl Interrupted...and the Virgin Suicides

People seem to like the Osbornes on t.v.

I re-rented Brazil, but didn't like his much fussed over ending

Wanna see a movie? See Harold and Maude


Always
Demian

 

[Chuckus]

One movie that I know sucked (IMHO)

A.I.

Blew chunks. Big ones with lots of little blobs of shit all over it.

 

[marksgirl]

And what the fuck was "Moholland Drive" about? SUCKED!

 

[lilrosie lips]

I agree lets bash Big Movies that sucked the big one:

The English Patient -only for for those who really appreciate cold sex and incredibly selfish/spoiled/obnoxious people.
Titanic -with all that money they should have gotten a plausable script.
Being John Malkovich -I just didn't get it and I love John Cusak-usually.
The Last Castle - Isn't Robert Redford too old to be in the Military?
Godfather III - just when I thought I was free they pulled me in again.

I got more.... just need more coffee to kick start my brain..

 

[J.B.]

The Slime People?
The Bat People?
The Giant Spider Invasion?
Why do these titles make me think of cheesy movies where the bats/slime/spiders are all people in crapy halloween costumes not even 5 year olds would wear?

Where was Wild Wild West n this list? Love Will but that thing reaked.

 

[APhil]

"Manos: The Hands of Fate"

<shudder>

Agreed!!! I've seen it... What was the name of the movie that they ripped on in MST3K:The Movie? I can't remember it for shit, but I remember the alien looking a lot like Robin Williams.