The World's Worst BDSM Rejection Lines

[MissTaken]

"Sorry, babe. I am tied up this evening."

"I can't go out with you, I have to wash my collar."

 

[Phoenyx]

Sorry, I'm going celibate for a while."

 

[SierraMoon]

"Sorry i can't meet with you tonight, i'm whipped"

 

[Phoenyx]

Not tonight dear.. Im beat

 

[esclave_PP]

I can't tonight dear, been put through the ringer.

 

[James G 5]

Not tonight, I have to polish my leathers.

 

[FungiUg]

"I'm under a restraining order"...

"I'm in denial."

"Sorry, I'm planning on just hanging about at home tonight."

"I've been suspended."