The Wonders Of Smuckers

[Marxist]

Listen, PC has some kind of narscisstic (read: homo-like) fascination with his own farts, Muffin strokes her pistol like it's Starfish's screwdriver, Lexie has a thing for riding dolphins (don't ask), and nasty likes nasteee.

So here's my fetish, strawberry SMUCKERS jam.

This is how it goes. Me and a shower fresh White woman with very smooth and hairless armpits. She's on her back with her arms folded behind her back. I coat her delicate and tender pits with jam and lick it off like a Great Dane preparing to mount his bitch.

Is this wrong? Anyone have the same fetish? Any White women want to help a poor Black boy from Alabama?

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

When I was in second grade, the price of peanut butter went sky-high for reasons that are unknown to me. My parents decided to stop buying peanut butter (though dad always had money for that case of Bud, bless his heart). Memories of me sitting at the school lunch tables forcing down jelly, butter-cheese-and-jelly, and (not making this up) Velveeta-and-jelly sandwiches make me toes curl and my stomach convulse. The only kind of jelly I'll even go near is apricot, and only with copious amounts of peanut butter.

I do like sex though. I guess that's my fetish.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Anakin Skywalker likes it.

 

[AzureAngel]

Foodsex. Yay.

 

[Problem Child]

homo-like?

Man, that sucks. I'm never opening up to you buttwipes about anything again.

 

[Sillyman]

Why Smuckers? Why not the store brand? Jelly tends to be jelly across the board in my experience.

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: The Wonders Of Smuckers

homo-like?

Man, that sucks. I'm never opening up to you buttwipes about anything again.

...not that there's any thing wrong with that.


Hey man, just let your freak flag fly.

 

[SilverVeil]

Marxist .... I make a homemade Strawberry Jam that kicks Smuckers ass !!

Wanna come on up here and try some ?

 

[Marxist]

Marxist .... I make a homemade Strawberry Jam that kicks Smuckers ass !!

Wanna come on up here and try some ?

I thought you'd never ask...

Take a shower and shave one last time, I'm catching the 9 AM Delta and should be there post haste.

Homemade...

 

[SilverVeil]

Um .... ok

( psst .... want directions to my house ? )

 

[TWB]

Nothing wrong with it.

If it tastes like Smuckers, it has to be good, after all.

They make a dandy chocolate sauce, too, if you aren't the fruity type.

 

[lovetoread]

Chocolate is my downfall.

Do you know if you get a Hershey's candy bar,break it into those handy squares they have on it,and lay them upon strategic places on the body,they melt slowly and divinely?

Ohh then the fun begins as you lick up the melting chocolate from those wonderful places...

Hmmm