The Women of Enron- hachi machi!

[Spinaroonie]

This from the student newspaper, who probably stole it from AP

'Playboy' plans Enron Issue
Houston- Playboy is hoping to entice some of the women who lost their shirts in the Enron scnadal to revea a little bit more. The magazine is putting together a "Women of Enron" pictorial, inviting employees pasta nd present to send snapshots of themselves in bikinis if they wish to pose. "This is an opportunity to do something fun in the midst of the turmoil that's going on in their lives. These are women who are out of a job," Playboy spokeswomen Elizabeth Norris said. "We are offering what you could view as a part-time job, or what might turn into a new career."

Wow. I'm sure if I'm all sad and stuff, that's really going to be the thing to pull me out of depression. Will the phrase "I got Lay'd" be used?

 

[p_p_man]

Yeah I can just imagine Miss Fortescue-Smythe ex-head of Accounts, aged 58, going the full monty...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, those ladies need the money nowadays, don't they?

 

[Starfish]

Precisely Preditory.