The Woman Song

[Phoenyx]

I'm a woman, hear me roar...
if you don't open my door

I can do anything that a man can do...
but I don't want to

Oh, the female sex has a lot more class...
unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass

I'm a 21st century gal...
but I can't set my VCR

Well I am not your hooker...
but you're still gonna pay

'Cause sex is a special thing ...
and a darn good weapon

Because my body belongs to me...
until I get dinner and a movie

I don't sleep around...
until I do a credit check

And I have a mind of my own...
which I change every two seconds

And I'm not afraid to ask for directions...
'cause I can't read a map

And I stand behind my man so...
I can nag him as much as I can

And I can fight in combat...
but I can't kill a spider

And I never tell a lie...
but I will fake an orgasm

'Cause I am the real McCoy...
except for my boobs and my face

And I get hot 'n sweaty...
for the opening of a new shoe store....

And I am very proud of my age...
which is none of your freakin' business ..............

 

[Never]

Sometimes I wonder why heterosexual men post things like that.

 

[Phoenyx]

Sometimes I wonder why heterosexual men post things like that.

Its a comedy song.
Im trying to find the lyrics to THE MAN SONG

 

[unclej]

ya got bigger juevos than i do.

 

[penguindance]

 

[cybergirly]

I can read a map...

 

[Ice Cold]

I can read a map...

Aww who you kidding, you just like looking at all the pictures.

 

[cybergirly]

Aww who you kidding, you just like looking at all the pictures.

I just love the pretty squiggly lines...