The Wizard of Oz

[FakeNews]

Rumor has it Hollywood will be releasing an updated version of, "The Wizard of Oz" with the following cast....

Donald Trump as the Wizard

Sarah Palin as Dorothy

Hillary Clinton as The Wicked Witch of the West

Paul Ryan as the Scarecrow

Mitch McConnell at the Cowardly Lion

John Boehner as the Tin Man

Michelle Bachmann as Glinda the Good Witch of the North

 

[Hard_Rom]

Open casting calls for Deplorables to play flying monkeys.

 

[pointless]

well, the wizard was a liar and a fraud who was completely inept at his job, so that part is pretty much spot on.