The Witches of Breastwick?

[Guest]

Um - OK. Actual movie. On right now.

Cinemax (Skinemax) strikes again.

 

[kiba]

Um - OK. Actual movie. On right now.

Cinemax (Skinemax) strikes again.

yea i saw the title, really reaching now

 

[Guest]

yea i saw the title, really reaching now

I thought "Hindfeld" was bad, as an Anal Sex knock-off of Seinfeld.

 

[arienette]

I looked it up because I didn't believe you - that's fucking hilarious.

 

[Guest]

I looked it up because I didn't believe you - that's fucking hilarious.

I'm stunned, I'm shocked, I'm so disappointed you didn't believe me!



(But it is true, isn't it? Who the fuck came up with THAT title???)

 

[arienette]

I'm stunned, I'm shocked, I'm so disappointed you didn't believe me!



(But it is true, isn't it? Who the fuck came up with THAT title???)

Someone with absolutely no creative mind whatsoever.

 

[Andreina]

i always liked "Sperminator" best

 

[AppleBiter]

Um - OK. Actual movie. On right now.

Cinemax (Skinemax) strikes again.

OMG, the SO and I saw this last night and we said the same thing!! LOL They're getting desperate.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wanna sit and watch bad B movies with Sarah.

 

[Guest]

I wanna sit and watch bad B movies with Sarah.

Would we watch them?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Would we watch them?

Only enought to make scathingly brilliant comments and laugh.

 

[Guest]

Only enought to make scathingly brilliant comments and laugh.

And pour chocolate sauce all over your -

Oh, wait. I'm on a diet.

Let's just skip the chocolate sauce then.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And pour chocolate sauce all over your -

Oh, wait. I'm on a diet.

Let's just skip the chocolate sauce then.

I'm not, fatty.

 

[Guest]

I'm not, fatty.

Then you can lick it off me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Then you can lick it off me.

Im not sure I can eat that much, but I'm willing to try.

 

[Guest]

Im not sure I can eat that much, but I'm willing to try.

Ouch, baby!

But I heard you can swallow a lot - read it in the wall somewhere.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ouch, baby!

But I heard you can swallow a lot - read it in the wall somewhere.

I'll be your anaconda baby.

 

[Guest]

I'll be your anaconda baby.

Just wash your toys off first, OK?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just wash your toys off first, OK?

Demanding little bitch aren't you?

 

[Guest]

Demanding little bitch aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

I've got some new equipment we can try out, too.

 

[MissBri]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, yeah.

I've got some new equipment we can try out, too.

Thighmaster 2006?

 

[Guest]

I once walked in on my stepfather watching The Bare Wench Project. So we chatted and watched boobs together. Is that weird?

I think a similar story is already posted on Lit.

(Different ending, though.)

 

[Guest]

Thighmaster 2006?

Lick me where I pee.

 

[MissBri]