The widow

[Cheyenne]

SADIE


Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still
hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into
the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't
know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone
for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They
took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he
asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There
she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties,
he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in
mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night, the same scenario. She's standing
there with the black panties on, and he is in his
birthday suit, except that on his erection he has a
black condom.
She looks at him and asks, What's with this...a black
condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

 

[Cheyenne]

What can I say? The board is "dead" tonight.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Ice Cold]

As long as it wasn't a PERIOD of morning.

 

[Guest]

And here I was, assuming that this was gonna be a sad story. I've spewed.

 

[Tantanah]

Smart guy.