The Wicker Man

The original was a very unique horror movie, one of the odd handful throughout history that doesn't really seem to have been influenced by anything and has no obvious heirs, not even its own remake.
 
The original was a very unique horror movie, one of the odd handful throughout history that doesn't really seem to have been influenced by anything and has no obvious heirs, not even its own remake.

You've not seen the Nicholas Cage remake then? It's a load of old bollocks. Ellen Burstyn in the Christopher Lee role and it's bees instead of apples.
 
Do it!!! You fucking deserve it! Also HIYA BABY :heart::heart::heart::heart: God I am so deeply, deeply happy to see you. My ears are squirting, just like the old days!!
Holy fuck. Baileys just shot out of my every orifice! 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

Where have you been, oh love of my life!
 
Holy fuck. Baileys just shot out of my every orifice! 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

Where have you been, oh love of my life!
God only knows. It's all a bit of a blur. I learned a bunch of things and forgot twice as many, saw the brightest and most beautiful shooting star I've ever seen, danced in the desert with a cult, dabbled in an identity crisis or two, tried chicken feet (I did not care for them). I haven't been arrested yet, but there's always next year!

And I missed you! Especially when all the kids discovered the magic of Kate Bush from their tikkytokkies and Netflix original programming. It felt like the whole world had finally caught up to your level of taste and panache, you glorious iconic bitch!
 
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