The Wicker Man

[Fata Morgana]

Is on itv4.

That's my Friday night sorted.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And fuck you Indie, it's a classic.

 

[Sean]

And fuck you Indie, it's a classic.

The original is. I only lasted half way through the remake.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The original is. I only lasted half way through the remake.

I self harmed during the Cage version it was so bad. Fucking bees indeed.

 

[dolf]

i didn't even bother watching so much as the trailer for the new version.
you don't fuck with perfection.

 

[Fata Morgana]

i didn't even bother watching so much as the trailer for the new version.
you don't fuck with perfection.

Indeed young dolf. I want to build a wicker man and burn Phil in it. And writhe around the bottom of it Britt Ekland style.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Such a horrible..

And fuck you Indie, it's a classic.

FUCK.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Such a horrible..


FUCK.

Twat.

 

[dolf]

Indeed young dolf. I want to build a wicker man and burn Phil in it. And writhe around the bottom of it Britt Ekland style.

i would see that at the cinema. twice. then buy the dvd. and i'd still watch it every time it came on tv.

 

[Fata Morgana]

i would see that at the cinema. twice. then buy the dvd. and i'd still watch it every time it came on tv.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I heard they are doing another remake. It's starring Indie's beard and Stevie Nicks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I heard they are doing another remake. It's starring Indie's beard and Stevie Nicks.

Fuck me rigid. They wouldn't need much kindling with that beard. It'd go up like a rocket.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It is a bit of a classic TV night in the UK. Wicker Man, Senna, and Raging Bull, all on for free.

No Morse or Poirot, though, so I'm afraid it can't quite make the top ten.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Apparently some say the film is based loosely on a book called Ritual by David Pinner. How the hell did I only just find this out!

 

[Beco]

I self harmed during the Cage version it was so bad. Fucking bees indeed.

Cage is terrible...

 

[shewantsmore]

i must admit ive never seen the remake but often they are not as good as the original.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cage is terrible...

He's a complete tool for sure.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Cage is terrible...

Only very tangentially connected, but always worth a post, I think, on the subject of terrible acting.

Pearl Harbor sucked.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fuck me rigid. They wouldn't need much kindling with that beard. It'd go up like a rocket.

It's the epic finale, Stevie sings a song and dances while the beard goes up in flames in the background. I expect an Emmy award for that movie.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's the epic finale, Stevie sings a song and dances while the beard goes up in flames in the background. I expect an Emmy award for that movie.

Are there going to be long, lingering close-ups of the beard, so that we can watch individual hairs immolated like a thousand tiny cremations? Because I'd watch that. I might even get popcorn.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are there going to be long, lingering close-ups of the beard, so that we can watch individual hairs immolated like a thousand tiny cremations? Because I'd watch that. I might even get popcorn.

You're trying to seduce Fata, aren't you?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You're trying to seduce Fata, aren't you?

We like different beer. It would never work.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I came here for the Britt Ekland writhing, but all I can see are bees and guys in bear suits.

Fuck.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Also your love of arachnids would make it impossible.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Also your love of arachnids would make it impossible.

I had nothing to do with this.