The Wicked Things Classified Ads.

[Black_Bird]

This is very simple, ladies and gents: If you should so wish, post some wicked thing that you would like to do. If you should see something wicked that has been posted that you would like to have done to you or with you, answer the ad in this thread.

Disclaimer: This is all for fun, of course. Only an idiot would think that just because someone answered their ad, that the person *has* to do the wicked thing. This disclaimer doesn't apply to the majority of litians out there - just the idiots.

 

[Black_Bird]

WANTED:

One lady to be bound, filled with a dildo and ass plug, and teased with chocolate covered strawberries all afternoon.

 

[Jacqline]

MFM Threesome..........DP.............have fantasized about that for awhile now................sigh............

(love your new av BB)

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Wanted:

One or two women with nuns habits to tie meup and force feed me viagra and ride me all weekend long while reading Song of Solomon {King James Version of course}

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Wanted:

One or two women with nuns habits to tie meup and force feed me viagra and ride me all weekend long while reading Song of Solomon {King James Version of course}

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I've heard of being religious - but isn't this taking it a bit far?

 

[mig]

Re: Wanted:

One or two women with nuns habits to tie meup and force feed me viagra and ride me all weekend long while reading Song of Solomon {King James Version of course}

Bloody hell,it's a miracle.

Have you been reading my mind?.

 

[Sephiroth]

One lady to be bound, filled with a dildo and ass plug, and teased with chocolate covered strawberries all afternoon.

Change strawberries to maraschino cherries, add some spanking, and you've got yourself a deal!

 

[Black_Bird]

Change strawberries to maraschino cherries, add some spanking, and you've got yourself a deal!

 

[perks]

WANTED

one thick and creamy chocolaty Haagen dazs malted milk shake fed to me by a deliciously naked man whose big fat cock I just happen to be riding.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Re: Re: Wanted:

Bloody hell,it's a miracle.

Have you been reading my mind?.

nope haven't rad our mind

so why's it a miracle?

 

[BigDawg69]

hmmm . . .

Wanted one Mistress of the Rain and one Duck for multiple orgasmic weekend of lascivious sex and debauchery! Expect screams of delight, moans of wonder, and a few ass slappings.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

hmmm . . .

Wanted one Mistress of the Rain and one Duck for multiple orgasmic weekend of lascivious sex and debauchery! Expect screams of delight, moans of wonder, and a few ass slappings.

Veto

 

[VanB]

1 Morgy
1 tub massage oil
several bottles of Champagne
Some nicely cooked crustaceans
Hot sandy beach
Hot tub
Solitude
About a week of uninterrupted pleasure

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Re: Re: Wanted:

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I've heard of being religious - but isn't this taking it a bit far?

never

 

[Caria Knight]

WANTED

Man dedicated to only my pleasure. Willing to teach me new things (with patients) and to awaken the slut that lives within.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Seeking
Patient and dedicated man seeks willing woman to teach and coerce into becoming sexual dynamo.

 

[Gamelover221]

Looking for a intellectually superior woman with a very provacative body to dominate, tease, and humiliate me to put me in my place. Once I've been broken down she will then show her true inner beauty to me and help to challenge me to raise myself to new heights and so that I may become the best person that I can be until we are both equals without peer.

 

[monster666]

This is very simple, ladies and gents: If you should so wish, post some wicked thing that you would like to do. If you should see something wicked that has been posted that you would like to have done to you or with you, answer the ad in this thread.

Disclaimer: This is all for fun, of course. Only an idiot would think that just because someone answered their ad, that the person *has* to do the wicked thing. This disclaimer doesn't apply to the majority of litians out there - just the idiots.

Okay. I want to make an ad. The caption is "Got Dick?" and the moustache sported by the comely young woman in the ad is not, although it may resemble, milk.

And I don't care if it's already been done 1000 times.

 

[lilminx]

Wanted

Tall, strong, handsome, intelligent man who will take immense pleasure in putting me on my knees, head towards the floor, hands tied or handcuffed behind my back. He should want to spank me, talk dirty to me, and play with my pussy and ass until I come multiple times. He will then take his pleasure with me any way he chooses to. Anyone interested in fulfilling (no pun intended) this position should reply to ***********@yahoo.com.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Wanted

Tall, strong, handsome, intelligent man who will take immense pleasure in putting me on my knees, head towards the floor, hands tied or handcuffed behind my back. He should want to spank me, talk dirty to me, and play with my pussy and ass until I come multiple times. He will then take his pleasure with me any way he chooses to. Anyone interested in fulfilling (no pun intended) this position should reply to ***********@yahoo.com.

Oh my...

 

[Wiggles]

Wanted:

One or two sexy studs to visit my apartment every night, and service me in whatever needs I may have at the time.

Must have; degree in oral stimulation, experience with Woman version 3.0, and a general knowledge of seduction.

Please send all resumes to Wiggles@Literotica.com

 

[zantac666]

Re: Wanted

Tall, strong, handsome, intelligent man who will take immense pleasure in putting me on my knees, head towards the floor, hands tied or handcuffed behind my back. He should want to spank me, talk dirty to me, and play with my pussy and ass until I come multiple times. He will then take his pleasure with me any way he chooses to. Anyone interested in fulfilling (no pun intended) this position should reply to ***********@yahoo.com.

sounds like fun.

 

[zantac666]

MFM Threesome..........DP.............have fantasized about that for awhile now................sigh............

(love your new av BB)

Can make it happen jacqline anytime anyplace.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Seeking
Patient and dedicated man seeks willing woman to teach and coerce into becoming sexual dynamo.

where do I send my app?



Morgy

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Wanted

Tall, strong, handsome, intelligent man who will take immense pleasure in putting me on my knees, head towards the floor, hands tied or handcuffed behind my back. He should want to spank me, talk dirty to me, and play with my pussy and ass until I come multiple times. He will then take his pleasure with me any way he chooses to. Anyone interested in fulfilling (no pun intended) this position should reply to ***********@yahoo.com.

It tells me that that address doesn't exist. Were you just teasing me?