The weirdest place you WANT to have sex?

ungenderless

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In honor of Trinique Fire's request, I thought I'd start a new topic and see where it went. The question is: where is the weirdest place that you'd love to have sex, but haven't? Oh, and why?
 
ungenderless said:
In honor of Trinique Fire's request, I thought I'd start a new topic and see where it went. The question is: where is the weirdest place that you'd love to have sex, but haven't? Oh, and why?
My parents' bed.

Revenge.
 
really? i want to go to a fancy, uppity restaurant and get fingered and played with under the table.

:D

why? I'm not sure. risk, danger....

:rose:
 
Trinique_Fire said:
really? i want to go to a fancy, uppity restaurant and get fingered and played with under the table.

:D

why? I'm not sure. risk, danger....

:rose:
Rock on. I wrote a story about that, actually.
 
In a space station, in zero gravity. So far the necessary 20 million (or even 40 if I'd want to get my preferred partner up) seem to be a tad problematic.

Why? I don't only want to go, I'd like to cum where no man has cum before.
 
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Trinique_Fire said:
oh damn...that was hot.

i'm now horny.

:nana:
Really? Thank you! I get kind of embarrassed with my older chapters, cos I was still, uh, getting into my groove. But if it made you horny, then that means it was a success. :)
 
ungenderless said:
Really? Thank you! I get kind of embarrassed with my older chapters, cos I was still, uh, getting into my groove. But if it made you horny, then that means it was a success. :)

anything that seems the slightest bit like giving up control to another person gets me hot. very hot.

sheesh.

:D
 
I'd just be happy to have any sex at all. Why waste energy worrying about where it happens?
 
the hottest place i DID have sex was in the middle of july during one of those really warm rainstorms, in the grass.
 
I want to be a member of the Mile High club, but I hate to fly.

ETA: Not that that's a "weird" place or anything.
 
ungenderless said:
The question is: where is the weirdest place that you'd love to have sex, but haven't?
Since I'd love to have sex pretty much anywhere the real question is this: What's the weirdest place in the world? ;)
Oh, and why?
Why I'd want to or why I haven't?
 
Liar said:
Since I'd love to have sex pretty much anywhere the real question is this: What's the weirdest place in the world? ;)
Why I'd want to or why I haven't?

weirdest place:

The Vatican.

:devil:
 
ungenderless said:
In honor of Trinique Fire's request, I thought I'd start a new topic and see where it went. The question is: where is the weirdest place that you'd love to have sex, but haven't? Oh, and why?

This is very weird, but I've always had a fantasy of having sex in an old dilapidated building, such as a warehouse (no, not a whorehouse...)

My husband works in distribution and one day he took me to an old place where he was storing some stuff and I wanted to do it there and then. In fact the place he's working now is very much like that and every time I go to see him at work (which isn't often) I get very turned on... And of course, the danger of being caught just adds to the excitement.

Maybe I should write a story about it...

janiexx
 
My wife's studio - there is something about her in dungarees that I find quite appealing. For some strange reason, it's the one place she refuses :D
 
In one of those tanks full of plastic balls that children play in... and no, not with children, you sick little pervert. :p

past_perfect said:
Why? I don't only want to go, I'd like to cum where no man has cum before.
As if Astronauts didn't have fun in space :p Three guys all alone for days, locked in a tight space... :nana:
 
Trinique_Fire said:
weirdest place:

The Vatican.

:devil:

LOL - I am not sure that would be weird if the Vatican is like any other Catholic church in the world.

Weird is an odd little word. What may be weird to one, may not be to another. Weirdest place to me would be in a rocket, floating around on the way to the moon or somewhere more exciting. Not only would it be an intesresting experience, it would be very weird to see if I could even actually have sex floating around in zero gravity. :D :devil:
 
CharleyH said:
LOL - I am not sure that would be weird if the Vatican is like any other Catholic church in the world.

Weird is an odd little word. What may be weird to one, may not be to another. Weirdest place to me would be in a rocket, floating around on the way to the moon or soething more exciting. Not only would it be an intesresting experience, it would be very weird to see if I could even actually have sex floating around in zero gravity. :D :devil:

don't talk about sex around me. makes me all tingly.

:cool: :p
 
I've always wanted to have sex in an operating room with the theatre full of people. The thought of all those bright lights and cold metal stirrups do it to me every time.
 
You know, it just ocurred to me...I never answered my own question.

This may not be all THAT weird, but it is to me only because I've never done it before. In a river, in the summertime. Somewhere where it's deep enough to be covered up to the neck. The current must be noticeable so that it pushes against us, but not strong enough to be dangerous. (I know; so picky!).

The weirdest place I HAVE done it? In a company van. In the company parking lot.
 
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