The Weird Dream Thread

[Pyper]

Ezarc's naked pyramid pickle-chucking thread gave me an idea (no, I don't care if it's been done before!) Post the weirdest dream you can ever remember having. This should be good for a laugh.

Recently I dreamed that I was in line for a buffet full of all my favorite American and international foods. I piled my plate high with scrumptious delights, but when I turned around a minute later, half of them were gone. Everytime I went to pick up more food, a portion of the food already on my plate would disappear. It was so, so cruel...

 

[lovetoread]

I dreamed about getting married.

Over and over and over again.

It was horrible.

 

[Kitte]

I had a dream the other night that my exhusband robbed a mall with my next door neighbor who ended up having a MMF threesome with two really hot guys. and she had her cat with her while she was trying to rob a store...It was FUCKED up!

 

[Pyper]

LOL at Kitte.

Ooh ooh, and I also had this really weird one where I dreamed that communists had taken over my university and by chance I was the only one they hadn't captured and I had to save everybody. No, I didn't watch "Red Dawn" before bedtime.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I dreamed about getting married.

Over and over and over again.

It was horrible.

There there now LTR...it's OK. We won't let them marry you.

 

[Dillinger]

I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I was going to start a thread about but then forgot to.

It was weird - and scary. And its very hard to describe so I'm going to do it in fragments, which is the way I remember it - though I also remember it unfolding very much like real life - not in fragments - yet I can't describe it that way.

It was the apocolypse. The 4 horsemen of the apocolypse to be precise except it wasn't just 4 horsemen - the sky was filled with millions of evil horsemen attacking the earth and... uh... well... my cats had fleas. And fuck if I knew how they got fleas since they're indoor cats and we are meticulous about taking care of them.

So anyway I fill my swimming pool with whatever that stuff is you use to get rid of fleas. Fill my whole swimming pool just to bathe my cats in it and get rid of fleas. And I'm panicing thinking about having to wash all the clothes and linens and bomb the house and it just sucks.

Meanwhile the horsemen are coming and my laundry machine doesn't work.

So I go over to the house where the GrandMaster of the World Tang Soo Do (Karate) martial arts lives. The house he just bought around the block from me. (I have met this man several times, btw). He and his wife are there. And he's known about the horsemen all his life - its part of the inner secret teachings of his art form. They are really aliens, you see - not the GrandMaster - the horseman.

Oh - I'm there to use his laundry machines to wash our clothes and linens to get rid of the fleas of course.

Well my cell phone doesn't work. And all the regular phones aren't working either.

And the only way to save the world is for everyone to learn Tang Soo Do and be initiated in the inner teachings.

And the horsemen fill the skies.

OK - I know it sounds silly - but it scared the shit out of me.

 

[red_rose]

Last night I dreamt that I was at work...and I accidentally clicked on a link to Lit.

I got the little "UNAUTHORIZED TO ACCESS THIS WEBSITE" warning...which was promptly followed by an email from my boss that told me I was getting fired for being a pervert.

That dream really sucked.

 

[Eumenides]

I had a dream the Wonder Woman stole my car and the police wouldn't help me.

That fucked me up for a week.

 

[millieteases]

Ok - only a little weird, and with an explanation:

I'm holding my orange and white cat Spicey - who hasn't been of this world for many years. He was always a gentleman cat - very sweet and kind.

Anyway, Spicey was spitting and hissing and trying to get down and making other nasty noises. So I let him down. He didn't stop. Just sat at my feet making the noises.

I woke up, and my spouse's CPAP was making the noises.

I'll think for a while about the real weird ones...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This is the last weird dream I had and it is appropriate since it features a lit poster: Mistress.

She was posting pictures to the general board, and I was a physical part of the site somehow....then things started to morph and change until the two of us were floating in space naked and my body was the general board and she was somehow constructing me with her posts and pictures.

My body was the general board.....she was electronically fusing pictures to me (posting them)......and the parts of my body that weren't covered with her pics were pure light. I can't explain this one...but it was groovy in a sci-fi sex sort of way.

 

[ScarlettRose]

I have a lot of wierd dreams. The latest one was I knew someone who had developed some new kind of computer network, and someone was trying to stop him from using it. I was sneaking around dark halls, apparently in a house, trying to secretly connect to this new network. Then things got really bad, people trying to kill the inventor, so we went to the police, only instead of helping they released his name to the press. Next thing I know they had hung him on my front porch, only it wasn't my front porch, it was like the one on the movie about MLK jr. Then my daughter came into the front room and asked me something as the body was being taken away. I don't know what I said but then she said something like, he can't give up, and I said, Baby, they killed him. She was just standing there with a shocked look. I woke up, it was 4 am and I couldn't go back to sleep.

 

[HeavyStick]

*random bump*

 

[FallenSeraph]

I feel so different. I have never remembered a single dream since I was ten. Freaky, isn't it?

 

[celiaKitten]

I have this recurring nightmare that clowns are seeping out of the walls of my bedroom. They start out in liquid form, quickly turning to solid .. then they stand around me, looking down at me and hissing.

That's it, the dream always ends there.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I dunno, the dream I had the other night where I was on a submarine operating on this pregnant lady with the Doctors from M*A*S*H while under nuclear attack seemed rather tame by most dreams I have.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I have this recurring nightmare that clowns are seeping out of the walls of my bedroom. They start out in liquid form, quickly turning to solid .. then they stand around me, looking down at me and hissing.

That's it, the dream always ends there.

I think I saw this on Fantasy Island, damn I just fucking dated myself

 

[FallenSeraph]

I have this recurring nightmare that clowns are seeping out of the walls of my bedroom. They start out in liquid form, quickly turning to solid .. then they stand around me, looking down at me and hissing.

That's it, the dream always ends there.

Clowns scare the living bejebuses out of me, only if there are two or more. I dunno, maybe becuase it seems as if they're trying to gang up on me.

 

[celiaKitten]

I think I saw this on Fantasy Island, damn I just fucking dated myself

Fantasy Island

(don't worry, I just did the same thing..lol)

 

[HeavyStick]

clowns.... my scariest dreams include clowns

 

[Pyper]

I keep having the same dream in which I am trying to leave various cities in Europe (Rome, Paris, Barcelona) and get to America, but everything is conspiring against me to make me miss the plane, or train, or boat.

Funny, I never had these dreams while in Europe.

 

[horny_giraffe]

Since most of my dreams contain bizarre imagery--robots, aliens, herds of cattle, driving off of high cliffs, cars that are also boats, and so-on and so-forth--I consider some of my strangest dreams to be the mundane ones.

The thing is, I can usually distinguish a dream because of it's very bizarre quality. A couple of weeks ago, however, I dreamed that I made an appointment with a friend. Later, when I was awake, I was unable to determine if it was a dream or if it was real. I had to call my friend to confirm it. That was weird.

Also, I had a dream on the same night as a friend of mine that shared some dialogue. Talking in my sleep, I guess.