The Weevil Celebrity Roast

[Weevil]

5000 posts, I mean, 5000.

Yikes.

So anyway, in honor of this momentous occasion we will be holding a roast in honor of the man who made this possible.

So please, short posts please. Nothing but insults.

Thanks

We hope it'll be a wonderful shoe.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Eat weevil.

Bug extraordinare

 

[lovetoread]

I heard this weevil wobbles and doesnt get back up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who are you again?

Seriously. Have you posted 5000 times and I just never read one of them, or did you do some nifty hacking?

 

[Starblayde]

Hey folks, I first met weevil... Well to tell you the truth I'm just here for the food. I've never met this guy, whoever he is. To tell you the truth i think that 5000 posts make him a geek.

Get a life!

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

As a newbie to Literotica and the BB here, I just have to say that I have always looked up to Weevil and his too-numerous-for-anyone-but-him-to-count postings.
(You can give me my fifty bucks now, please.)

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Weevil]

Can you change your moniker and retain your posts? Is that possible? This is Evil Boll Weevil, AKA EBW, correct?

The one and only. I'm not sure if you can do it though, I think Laurel lets me get away with moider because she likes me so much.

 

[Mischka]

And to think that when you first started posting, you didn't even know what a boll weevil was. You've come a long way, baby.

 

[Silverlily]

congrats...I think...

5000, really?

Wow, last time I saw that much fluff, it was the marshmallow man in Ghostbusters.

 

[JazzManJim]

Weevil is having my Baby!!

It's true! It's true!

 

[Weevil]

And to think that when you first started posting, you didn't even know what a boll weevil was. You've come a long way, baby.

Sure I did.

Just not specifically. I knew it was a buglike thing.

I just thought it was furry and more of a mouse.

 

[Rambling Rose]

boll weevil~vole/weasel...y'know he wasn't that far off if you think in the abstract.

Hey, has anyone seen my sandwich?

 

[Laurel]

The one and only. I'm not sure if you can do it though, I think Laurel lets me get away with moider because she likes me so much.

Well, you're the only one who takes care of the litter changes & daily kitty massages at Lit HQ, since Marxist got too cool to do his part.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute...

He leaves you daily messages in your kitty litter? Wait til Mensa hears about this!

 

[Scruffy]

Weevil sucks!