The Weenie Whacker Song

[cloudy]

I heard this this morning while I was in the car and laughed so hard I damn near had to pull over.....then called Abs and shared.

It's sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" - I'll never be able to hear that song with a straight face again:

In the bedroom...the quiet bedroom
The Bobbitt sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen...the downstairs kitchen
Lorena grabs her knife...

Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Dee, dee dee dee
the weiner's gone away

Slashed his pee pee...his tiny pee pee
It left a nasty scar
Stuck his rocket into her pocket
And drove off in the car...

Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Dee, dee dee dee
the weiner's gone away

Out the window...the Nissan window
She threw his shuttlecock
Then the cops came and found the unit
And outlined it with chalk...

Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Dee, dee dee dee
the weiner's gone away

In the cooler...the Playmate cooler
They packed it up real tight
the doctor patched it...and reattached it
It still don't work quite right...

Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Dee, dee dee dee
the weiner's gone away

 

[starrkers]

*snort*

That's one of my kids' favourite songs - I'll never be able to listen to it again!

 

[Guest]

Damn!

 

[glynndah]

The VH1 video should be out soon. I think it plays on the "Where are they now?" segment. *giggle*

 

[glynndah]

The video should be out soon. I think it's playing on the "Where are they now?" segment.

 

[glynndah]

oops wrong button

 

[buxxxom]

A weem a way, a weem a way, .........

oh, no, now what have you done?

 

[Lee Chambers]

I remember this song from when I was in high school, although I didn't realize they had rewritten the WHOLE thing.

Good times, good times.

 

[rgraham666]

Oi.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Brings back memories of another tune....My Ding-a-Ling by Chuck Berry


When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling







At least this song doesn't make the guys cringe

 

[CharleyH]

Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Weenie wacker
weenie wacker
Dee, dee dee dee
the weiner's gone away[/I]

Jesus you had me going! I thought you came across a really small one, so the song has more meaning to me - I thought you could relate! LOL