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- Nov 12, 2018
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you get an old man pervert drunk on a Wednesday…… yes, it is time to rethink your life choices. And my life choices.
Ghosts…. Yep I am old enough to have them. And no, I don’t give a fuck how “hot” you are, you cannot compete with that shit.
Scotch…… really fucking good, and I am both successful enough, and broken enough to engage drunk mode on a random Wednesday morning.
The double edged sword of Therapy…. I can see myself spiral, academically it really is fascinating. And yet here we fucking are.
So what do I want?
Good question. Blow job…….. nah to easy, and frankly I’ve never had one good enough to push me over.
Hmmmmmmm visuals? How about an exhibitionist?...........that is a lot of work and seriously fucking messy? Have you ever really driven around with the smell of sex? It’s a lot, and people fucking know.
Also nudes are so weird….. look I could watch pornhub and see women hotter than you, with insanely tight bodies………………………………………………………BUT something sent only for me...................I shit you not, YEARS AND no really, YEARS of masturbation will ensue………………… do with that info as you will. I’m old enough to know the difference between personal and impersonal.
SO THAT LEAVE Attitude, or mental stimulation………………………… I AM DRINKING 23YR old scotch at 10am on a Wednesday….. I’m mid 40’s single (widow)………………. This means I am a fucking hot mess. Ask anyone who has been ghosted by me……….. seriously……. I’m great for initial conversation, maybe a pic or so…. And then I’m going to ghost your ass out of guilt and sobriety. sooooooo yay me.... you should PM the shit out of me and see.
you get an old man pervert drunk on a Wednesday…… yes, it is time to rethink your life choices. And my life choices.
Ghosts…. Yep I am old enough to have them. And no, I don’t give a fuck how “hot” you are, you cannot compete with that shit.
Scotch…… really fucking good, and I am both successful enough, and broken enough to engage drunk mode on a random Wednesday morning.
The double edged sword of Therapy…. I can see myself spiral, academically it really is fascinating. And yet here we fucking are.
So what do I want?
Good question. Blow job…….. nah to easy, and frankly I’ve never had one good enough to push me over.
Hmmmmmmm visuals? How about an exhibitionist?...........that is a lot of work and seriously fucking messy? Have you ever really driven around with the smell of sex? It’s a lot, and people fucking know.
Also nudes are so weird….. look I could watch pornhub and see women hotter than you, with insanely tight bodies………………………………………………………BUT something sent only for me...................I shit you not, YEARS AND no really, YEARS of masturbation will ensue………………… do with that info as you will. I’m old enough to know the difference between personal and impersonal.
SO THAT LEAVE Attitude, or mental stimulation………………………… I AM DRINKING 23YR old scotch at 10am on a Wednesday….. I’m mid 40’s single (widow)………………. This means I am a fucking hot mess. Ask anyone who has been ghosted by me……….. seriously……. I’m great for initial conversation, maybe a pic or so…. And then I’m going to ghost your ass out of guilt and sobriety. sooooooo yay me.... you should PM the shit out of me and see.
