the washer needed fixin'

[dancinvixen]

The washer needed fixin' so I called my local company. They said they would send someone over the following Tuesday.
"Great", I think,"Now this means I will have to wash all our laundry at the laundromat. Not my idea of having fun for the next week. I am sooo not looking forward to having to spend my dancing tips just to do my laundry."
So I call some friends to see if they had anyone they could recommend for the job. Hopefully sooner than next Tuesday......What happens next?

 

[Mortto56]

As I'm sitting in my livingroom surfing the net my phone rings.I go and grab the phone,"Hello,"and its my sister,telling me that her friend needed someone to fix her washer.And asked if I could work on it before next tuesday.I said yes,that I wasn't doing any thing else today.So I asked what her name & number was,and that I would give her a call right away. The phone rang 8 times and I was about to hang up when all of a sudden,"Hel" "Hell" "Helloo"!The lady at the other end seemed to be out of breath.I was wondering what she was doing to get so out of breath.So we talked about her washer for a minute,but I was having a hard time concentrating on washers,because the sexyness of her voice was driving my thoughts elsewhere.

 

[ManOSafety]

Kevin

After my wife hangs up the phone for the second time,
I ask her what's up.

"Oh, ___'s washing machine is broken and she was asking
if I knew anyone who could fix it, so I called ___ and
asked him to give her a call."

"What?" I ask, "I could have done that for her, I don't
think your brother could fix his way out of a wet paper
bag. Why didn't you ask me to do it?"

"Because I know you and I don't want you over at her
house by yourself honey," Julie said with a smile.

"Oh really? Now you've gotten me even more intrigued.
Why don't you call her back and we can both go over to
fix it?"

 

[Lunatic]

I grapping the phone again I call Sue.

"Hi sis it's me again. Mike just offered to look after your washer"

"And fix it!" shouted Mike from the background.

"Sure, why haven't we thought of that? See you!"

*click*

"So Mr. Repairsman, get your tools"

 

[ManOSafety]

Mike

"OK Julie, let's go."

On the way to the car, I grab my toolbox and put it in the trunk. "So, why don't you want me alone with Sue? Don't you trust me?"

"I trust you, just not sure if I trust her, besides, if she doesn't behave, it's always more fun with three isn't it?"

 

[Lunatic]

Mike doesn't look much surprised. That bastard, i always haven known that he is after my younger sister.

"The more fun the better!" he grins.

"C'mon Casanova. There's a washer waiting to be fixed"

Starting the car Mike laughed out loud.

"What's so funny, man?"

 

[Darb]

I needed some eggs to finish this dessert I was making.
I know, I know...a man cooking dessert. I like to consider my self cultured, and I needed an egg.
I walked across the hall to my neighbors apartment.
I had just moved and didn't really know her that well. In fact I think I remember actually seeing her only once, and damn she looked hot then. I was coming home from work, I said hello and she winked at me seductively and licked her lips and then got into her car and drove off.
That was our only encounter. I knocked on the door.
This beauty answered. She stood in the door wearing only an oversized sweatshirt. Her dirty blonde hair was pulled back into a ponytail. I could tell she wasn't wearing a bra because her nipples were hard and sticking out nearly an inch. I looked away so she wouldn't see me staring.
"A little chilly just to be wearing that don't you think?"
I asked to make conversation.
"Well my washing machine broke and so i haven't been able to wash any clothes." she replied. "MY name's Sue she said with an outstretched hand.
"My name is Ted" I said and took her delicate hand into mine being careful not to squeeze to hard.
Are eyes met and locked in a stare. We just looked at each other for about 10 seconds.
"So what was it you needed, Ted?" she asked breaking the silence.
"Oh, I'm sorry, just seeing if you had a couple of eggs that I could borrow."
"So you'll give them back after your finished" she replied jokingly.
"Good point" i said, "How about I bring over the dessert I'm working on when it's fininshed."
"It's a deal" she said giving me that seductive wink again.
"Come on in"
I walked into her apartment and began to follow her into the kitchen. I let my eyes wander over her legs and up to her butt that was barely covered by the oversized sweatshirt.
"Ya know, I could take a look at that washing machine if you want...I don't that much about them but It couldn't hurt."
"Sure" Sue replied," any help would be appreciated.

 

[ManOSafety]

Mike

I was just wondering if anything else needs to be fixed, or if you're just talking about the washer?

Grinning at you, I pop the car into reverse and back out of the driveway. As we drive down the street towards your sister's place, you look at me with a leer, "You're a little pervert, you know that don't you?"

"Of course dear, but only because you've made me one."

 

[Mortto56]

As I grab my toolbox and start out the door,the damn phone rings again."HELLO!" I say in a dicussed voice.It's my sister on the other end again.She says "Hi mortto it's me again.Just called to let you know that Mike & I are going over to Sues,Mike said he can fix her washer!" "WHAT!" I said."THAT SIMPLE MINDED BROTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE;YOUR HUBBIE,COULD'NT FIX A CAP ON A BOTTLE!" "PLEASE DON'T LET HIM TOUCH ANYTHING BEFORE I GET THERE!" So I hang up and rush out the door.

 

[Lunatic]

Julie looked exaggerated shocked.

"Meee ???? Me is the pevert ???" I playingly rammed my elbow into his side.
"Who is the one trying to do all those nasty things a sweet girl like mine would never think of ?"

His grin become wider.

"Watch were you driving Mr. "I-am-so-innocent" "

All the talking slowing effekt of me. Mike had really shown me what I never dared to dream of. Was this going to be one of those unexpected experiences ??

[Edited by Lunatic on 06-29-2000 at 11:38 AM]

 

[ManOSafety]

Mike

Mmmm, you know it sweetie. You're the little pervert. Just look at yourself, your nipples are like rocks pointing out there. I'd say that you're getting turned on by the thought of the three of us enjoying ourselves...

 

[Lunatic]

I couldn't deny his words. My nipples really got hard and the thought of us three made my pussy become damp.

"So you like to take some action with two girls? Do you think you can handle that?"

I wondered about myself. Here I am, getting horny thinking about my hubby and my sis doing sex. I shook my head in disbelieve to clear my head, but the horniness remained.

 

[ManOSafety]

Oh you know it Julie, I'd love to be with the two of you. The thought of seeing you eating her out while I fuck you from behind is soooo exciting. My cock is hard just thinking about it.

 

[Lunatic]

"First we have arrive alive. Just concentrate your ya drivin. And later we might......Only if the washers will be fixed!!"

15 minutes later we arrived at sis door.

 

[dancinvixen]

I soon got off the phone with my sister after hearing that her husband's brother was on his way over to fix my washer when I received another phone call and a knock at the door.
"Geez, does everyone want to come fix my washer? Oh well, the more the merrier I always say."
I open the door and answer the phone at the same time, gesturing the gentleman at the door to please step in, while at the same time, listening to my best friend say that her brother and sister-in law are coming over to fix the washer.
"geez Beth," I said, " Everyone must either be really bored, or their just angling for some way to get into my pants." I smile at this last line. "Ok, Beth, that means that I have two guys and one girl coming over to fix my washer, plus there is a gentleman here, who just moved into the apartment right across the hall from me. What am I supposed to do? Throw a sex party?"
Ok bad question to ask Beth since her mind is constantly on sexual overdrive.
"it couldn't hurt," said Beth. "You know it's been quite a while since you've had sex, and what with your job(being a topless dancer and all) your life needs some spicing up, girl. So why not just sit back and enjoy the attention?"