The Walk Of Shame.........

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Ok.....we all know what it is right?

Remember the time you went home at 10am the morning after the night before wearing that Mini skirt, heels, and sleazy top you wore out to the bar, or a party the night before, and walking up to your home, or apartment/dorm and knowing evvvvvvveryones eyes were on ya, and evvvvvvveryone knows what you did.......:eek:

Imagine your nice old lady neighbor....Mrs Smith.....remember her....lol.....Ohhhhh what she must have been thinking about you as you took the walk.....


Ever happen to you......?

Guys, insert nice suit or whatever unless mini skirts are your bag, in which case "The walk of shame" took on NEW meaning completely.......dorks.
 
I did that all the time in Spain. Of course, nobody cares, because the party normally lasts until 11 the next morning anyway.
 
walk of shame

From the boys dorm to the 'virgin vault' at early o'clock, back in college - woo hoo. Sometimes I almost miss those days, good ol times when casual sex was so easy to come by!
 
We actually had a "Trail of Shame" at college. It was used frequently, but not by me.

Well, maybe once. ;)
 
It was the first time I ever cross dressed , it's a halloween I'll never forget.......;)
 
lilminx said:
I know that walk, drive or train ride well.


Did you ever notice that when you are driving home with your hair mussed, your makeup smeared and your blouse on backwards, you ALWAYS need to get gas?
 
Actually, I can't say that I do know it from personal experience.
 
CarolineOh said:
Did you ever notice that when you are driving home with your hair mussed, your makeup smeared and your blouse on backwards, you ALWAYS need to get gas?

LMAO
 
CarolineOh said:
Did you ever notice that when you are driving home with your hair mussed, your makeup smeared and your blouse on backwards, you ALWAYS need to get gas?

lol you girls are caaaaaaaa rackin me up. :catroar:
 
Head throbbing, mouth dry, eyes slowly open... no idea where I am or who the oversized naked woman is in bed with me... and she said THANK YOU as I was leaving.
 
Erlikkhan said:
Head throbbing, mouth dry, eyes slowly open... no idea where I am or who the oversized naked woman is in bed with me... and she said THANK YOU as I was leaving.

If you didn't know where you were, how did you know you should leave?
 
The guy walk......

I got smuggled into the female barracks on base with a sweetie, who's roomate was out on leave. We rocked all night, and by morning I soon learned that male personnel were not allowed in until 11 am, and the barracks was really busy in the morning, I couldn't get away.
When the coast was clear, I casually walked down the hallway past the dayroom, and was met by a volley of "woo-hoos!" from the females who had guessed what was going on.
There I was with my shit eating grin, and my F.F.L. (Freshly Fucked Look), my hair all fucked up, with my face looking like it got a hotwax. I endured this all the way out of the barracks, and a couple of weeks afterwards when the residents of the barracks identified my while on duty.
The longest part of the walk was the 1/2 mile to the NCO Club where I had left my car, totally self-conscious of my appearance!

Oh, the shame! :D
 
CarolineOh said:
Did you ever notice that when you are driving home with your hair mussed, your makeup smeared and your blouse on backwards, you ALWAYS need to get gas?
Ugh- Yes. Either that or I have to make some sort of stop on my way home.
 
Does it still count as the walk of shame if you both live in the same co-ed dorm? :)
 
Re: The guy walk......

Lost Cause said:
I got smuggled into the female barracks on base with a sweetie, who's roomate was out on leave. We rocked all night, and by morning I soon learned that male personnel were not allowed in until 11 am, and the barracks was really busy in the morning, I couldn't get away.
When the coast was clear, I casually walked down the hallway past the dayroom, and was met by a volley of "woo-hoos!" from the females who had guessed what was going on.
There I was with my shit eating grin, and my F.F.L. (Freshly Fucked Look), my hair all fucked up, with my face looking like it got a hotwax. I endured this all the way out of the barracks, and a couple of weeks afterwards when the residents of the barracks identified my while on duty.
The longest part of the walk was the 1/2 mile to the NCO Club where I had left my car, totally self-conscious of my appearance!

Oh, the shame! :D

Funny, you don't *sound* too ashamed of it. ;)
 
Shame is relative......

It wouldn't be any real fun if someone didn't know what happened at the time.
I'm sure most females like the situation just as much as males, that girl in the barracks did!
 
No, I've never been on that walk. I'm not exactly shameful of getting laid though.
 
CarolineOh said:
Did you ever notice that when you are driving home with your hair mussed, your makeup smeared and your blouse on backwards, you ALWAYS need to get gas?

Well, I know I've had to stop to get sick once or twice. I'm ashamed of that... ;)

edited to add: from drinking too much, which once may have led to the Walk.
 
Cleo32 said:
Well, I know I've had to stop to get sick once or twice. I'm ashamed of that... ;)

As long as you dint get sick on those cute tootsies Im cool with it......whew!

:p
 
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