It had been a full two years since I had started at the university, time had flown. I was at the half way point of my collegiate career and things were going good. I didnt have a girlfriend to speak of but that was ok, i had more than a plentiful sex life and was content having fun. I walked from the library to my dorm when my phone rang for a text. "want to meet for lunch", it was my roomate. I agreed and headed down to a new cafe we hadnt been before. As I walked up it looked like a nice place, clean and smelled good. There was a "now open" sign out front. Hopefully there would be some cute waitresses (foreshadowing haha) I thought to myself as I stepped inside.