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Tell me how; Deborah’s piece of junk story 2000 dribble;

Goodbye Sis, Hello Bro - Deborah
104 votes 18.60 % at 2000 words

can compare to; Madame Pandora’s work of art; 8000 words; a vivid story.

Janie & Dell: A Fresh Perspective - Madame Pandora
85 votes 15.21 % at 8000 words

The voting is fucked. Dump it, it’s a bucket shit. Somebody’s fucked it all up.
 
Dear fuckit,

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Because of your post, we have decided to completely do away with the existing voting system. From now on, we will rely on your expert opinion exclusively in rating all stories on Literotica. Furthermore, I will be contacting Art at EroticStories, Snoid at White Shadow, and the webmaster of AmIHotOrNot to let them know about your special talent. My only hope is that you're able to patent your system before Amazon.com finds out about it and steals it out from under you.

I'm going to go delete the entire voting section of the site right now. Please contact me at once so I can start posting your objective and infallible evaluations.

Hurry!
 
Laurel said:
Dear fuckit,

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Because of your post, we have decided to completely do away with the existing voting system. From now on, we will rely on your expert opinion exclusively in rating all stories on Literotica. Furthermore, I will be contacting Art at EroticStories, Snoid at White Shadow, and the webmaster of AmIHotOrNot to let them know about your special talent. My only hope is that you're able to patent your system before Amazon.com finds out about it and steals it out from under you.

I'm going to go delete the entire voting section of the site right now. Please contact me at once so I can start posting your objective and infallible evaluations.

Hurry!
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Would Madam like a long, tall, cool, refreshing drink with that? :)
 
And I thought that that you didn't buy into a direct revelation from God!
 
The dry biting wit of Laurel

:p
 
The irony here is that it doesn't matter a rat's ass if Deb's story or mine is "better." G.H. Lawrence's Built For One Thing is whipping our cream six ways from Sunday.

I like the way Laurel deals with trolly wollies -

fuckit fall down, go boom, all done now.

I'd like to be flattered, but it's hard to take anything an anonymous source says seriously. fuckit, if you want to register a complaint, please log in, and of all the things to bitch about don't waste your time on one of my stories. I don't care about voting. I know I'm better than the rest - especially that wench Deb ;)

MP
 
Hey fuckit, you must be the one who gave me 50 of those 1 votes on that story. Thanks! I'm damn proud of those 1 votes and I think I should get a "fuckit award" for outstanding achievement. You know, for causing you to sit there at a keyboard for an hour with your finger on the 1 key. Your time could be better spent with that finger up your ass, but you'd have to remove your head first. And you should get an award also, for "trivial pursuit."

Madame Pandora, it sounds like you are challenging me to a duel. We will find out just who is who in your icon above. You best find a second. Mine will be Roger the Scottish snot. He distracts the opposition by waving his kilt. Hey, you could get Juspar. He sounds like he's about ready to do the full monty.
 
Deborah said:
He sounds like he's about ready to do the full monty.
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Already has, if you know where to look! (Just ask him- it is worth it!)
 
I'd be honoured. Not to mention I like both of your styles. I'll stand behind you MP, I don't want to throw your aim.



Monties away!
 
Real women don't need seconds! (muuuaaahhhhaaaa)

And don't think I'll be distracted by a flash of Scottish cock, either ;)

I'd never duel ya, babe. Too many other targets I want to genuinely be rid of ;)

MP
 
BULL SHIT

I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. DEBHORA YOU KNOW THAT BRO AND SIS IS A PIECE OF JUNK. NO WAY THAT STORY GETS YOU HARD AND OFF LIKE "Madame Pandora" LOVELY EROTIC ARTWORK "Janie & Dell: A Fresh Perspective'. YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED NO ONES ANSWERED THE QUESTION. DUMP THIS VOTING CRAP NOW IT AIN’T WORTH THE TIME BRO’S.
 
WhooooWaaa! Laurel doll, get em! He, He!
Hey FUCKIT SA MORE dude, you got a story posted here? Or are you just one of those dickless voices from the abyss?


Comshaw
 
Re: BULL SHIT

FUCKIT SA MORE said:
I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES.
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Ah. So Deborah's Friends in High Places, with all of their influence, forced the readers of Literotica to vote her story into...second place?

Sorry, MP. You have no Friends, apparently.

You know, this explains so many things. My favorite books are NEVER on the New York Times Best Seller list. I'll bet those Friends in High Places are out forcing people to buy those other, crappier books.

Now that I think about it, my favorite CD is NEVER in the Billboard Top 10. It's those fargin' Friends in High Places again, coercing listeners into buying Britney instead of the stuff I like. I mean, it's not like other people could have different opinions than me, could it? Everyone knows what's good and what isn't, and what's good is what I think is good. It must be a conspiracy.

Wow. The whole world makes sense now.
 
A greater conspiracy at work here...

Hey...wait a minute...

How come the ONE troll who likes me gets LAUREL'S attention? Where were you, o Webmistress when the gazillion others were raking me over coals...

LMAO

Damn my friendless fate...it's taken me MONTHS to get a genuine fan. Laurel, you ruin all my fun. Back into the box with the purple crayon for you!

;) MP
 
You know this is getting old. I am so happy I didn't get enough nominations to make it to voting. I don't remember having all these problems last year.
 
We were smaller then. The bigger you get, the more people feel the need to take it all "seriously" instead of having fun like they should.

MP - you show me a troll who sullies your honor, & I will rip it to tiny troll shredlets. ;)
 
Yeah, I guess. I don't get it. I think people like to be upset. Why else would they whip themselves into a frenzy over the things they do?
 
Ladies...ladies...ladies...

You just gotta stop taking trolls seriously. Some people just like to stir up shit.

To quote a 20th century wise man..."Let it Be"

Or...as I like to put it...joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

;)

MP
 
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