The virgin sacrifice ain’t so virginal

[Strangebuddy]

Just some ideas for subverting the virgin sacrifice plot.

1. A woman is to be sacrificed to a dragon. Dragon prepares to eat her when suddenly the woman breaks her bonds and leaps up to grab the dragon’s neck.

“Eat me? They told me you were gonna FUCK me!” She then skillfully wrestles the massive beast into submission, who is terrified of this super strong woman. He starts hammering how it was all a joke and he had no intention of fucking or eating her.

“Well too bad! I swore I’d lose my virginity to a dragon and by god that’s what I’m gonna do!”

2. The sacrifice is a woman who’s known to be loose. When the thing she’s sacrificed to figures it out, she then accuses it of only taking virgins since it’s shit in bed. She and the thing then fuck to prove/deny her theory

3. Technically a virgin. “Look, I could act like I don’t know how to blow you the whole night if that’s your thing but I’m eager to get fucked in my pussy for once and not just my ass.”

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Just some ideas for subverting the virgin sacrifice plot.

1. A woman is to be sacrificed to a dragon. Dragon prepares to eat her when suddenly the woman breaks her bonds and leaps up to grab the dragon’s neck.

“Eat me? They told me you were gonna FUCK me!” She then skillfully wrestles the massive beast into submission, who is terrified of this super strong woman. He starts hammering how it was all a joke and he had no intention of fucking or eating her.

“Well too bad! I swore I’d lose my virginity to a dragon and by god that’s what I’m gonna do!”

ROFL! I can see so many supes pulling something like this. . . .

2. The sacrifice is a woman who’s known to be loose. When the thing she’s sacrificed to figures it out, she then accuses it of only taking virgins since it’s shit in bed. She and the thing then fuck to prove/deny her theory

3. Technically a virgin. “Look, I could act like I don’t know how to blow you the whole night if that’s your thing but I’m eager to get fucked in my pussy for once and not just my ass.”

While both of these twists are entertaining, I think the first one is the winner of the three. Amused am I!

 

[Hypoxia]

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in [pick a location]?
A: They couldn't find a virgin and 3 wise men.

Some possible offerings in the story:

• She's transgender.
• She's not virginal but the identical twin she's subbing for is.
• She was wild but visited a Japanese virginity renewal clinic.
• She/they have two big-mouthed heads on one virgin body.
• She's a virgin because cruddy appearance and personality.
• She's a were-puma.

Or maybe she's spoken with the dragon's ex and learned his weak points. Domination ensues, and hot bestiality (but it's okay so long as the dragon can talk). She returns to town leading him on a leash, calling him 'Snooky'.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Some other possibles-

- he's a virgin, and the dragon is more than OK with this

- he's a virgin, and the dragon's curious

- he's a virgin and the dragon's insulted

- they're virgins, and (see above)

- she's a virgin in her left ear and (see above)

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Some other possibles-

- he's a virgin, and the dragon is more than OK with this

- he's a virgin, and the dragon's curious

- he's a virgin and the dragon's insulted

- they're virgins, and (see above)

- she's a virgin in her left ear and (see above)

The first one could be an interesting rôle-reversal. Little village sacrifices male virgins to female dragon. How does she know they're virgins? What's the retribution when she finds one isn't?