The Vendetta: Author grudge match

[cats]

Come here to battle other authors in a magic rich enviorment, with ammple space and ammo.

Okay now let me set up everything. *Waves tail puting on an artist garb and summons the magic paint brush of art.* Okay now we need some place to duck it out. *Paints a real city with a large central park.* Ah the city of down town lit. perfect palce for open war fare.

*Snaps fingures summoning a legion of balck dragons.* So far so good. *Snaps and summons two legions of cats wearing war paint and in full battle array.* Okay that is good.

Now for the head villain. *Waves tail and Hy apears amoungst the dragons.* Now lets get started. *Switches to an anouncer voice.* Last we saw our hero he was confronting the evil Hy and his army, now let the carange begin. *Un freezes time, and elts the battle rage*

 

[cats]

*Watchs DT fall into the trhead jsut outside of town, and then watches a boulder the size of texas hit DT, fallowed by the state of texas.* Well that was un expected.

I hope you to don't mind me pulling you here, but I figured this could be good for open war faire.

 

[DarkTalon]

me mind never needlees destruction and carage you add some gertuituse sex and nudity youd have som fine good tv.

*the tall good looking fallen angel DT Stands up lifting the bolder and his home state of texas above his head puts them down be side him than snaped his fingers sending the items back where they belong. the state re turns back to its globel position and the bolder the size of the state fals obn top of severle members of the cat army*

*Dt than started towords the citty

 

[cats]

*Squish*

Don't give up men! We can beat back these infedels!

 

[DarkTalon]

" Well its been a wile but i think im up for a good work out fight i have been brought to vedeta citty . ( its like littel tokyo in newyork or som thing its a big citty in an even biger citty of llit). Ready or not. "Here i come to wreck the Day!' "

 

[cats]

With me my legion! *An army of cats charges DT.*

 

[hybirdx]

Wait a minute! A head evil!? I may be an ex-greater demon. but I am NOT, an head evil!

 

[Arc da Rat]

*appears on the closest dragon near HY*

No, you just give head ...

*grins mischieviously & then disappears*

 

[DarkTalon]

*hits the charging cats tosing them about in a very drmatic looking scene.

" You vile kittes well never take over the world as long as this Fallen Angel lives in it!!"

 

[chewbacca71]

*appears on the closest dragon near HY*

No, you just give head ...

*grins mischieviously & then disappears*

ROFLMFAO ..........ARC, that was a thing of beauty.

 

[chewbacca71]

What the hell..........

In the dark recesses of the city, a great evil is stirred. A small group of lycanthropes has been awakened by the feel of violence in the city. Their blood feels the pull of battle. Shaking out the rust of years of hibernation, the werewolves break off into three groups. Two towards the edges of the city and one in the middle. Chewey brushes dust off his fur as he leads his group through the sewers.

 

[cats]

Hmm... well if that is how it is going to be. *Sumons his body gaurd of kung fu Kittens to the battle feild.*

Hy your a villain not the head of evil, you'd need to be smart to be the head of evil, so your just some random villian.

*Jump kicks the fallen angel. Then lets the two body gaurds work him over.* I'm not tring to take over the world. I am simply fighting to get equal rights for cats. *Finishes with a side kick.*

*watches as a cat unleashes an acid hair ball at hy.* We want equal rights!

 

[hybirdx]

*One dragon jumps at ball, and easily blows it away with wings*

Was that it? Sqaud one... Eliminate the gaurds... *Three dragons fly at the kung foo kittens. One grabs the kittens, and the other two burns them to an crisp. Repeated 9 times, another 5 just for joy- er... Measure.*

 

[Arc da Rat]

ROFLMFAO ..........ARC, that was a thing of beauty.

*disembodied pair of eyes appear watching the chaos*

Chewie ~ Notice he ignores my remarks ... *sigh*

*Zaps Hy w/ a lightning bolt*

 

[poohlive]

Wandering within the shadows of the 100 acre wood, something so courageous only comes out when summoned, when great evil comes to plague the earth once more, demanding its fair share of death.
The Stuffed Avengers come to the rescue.
Winnie the Pooh, a huge strong bear, able to give bear hugs that can snap a man's spine in two. His claws can cut steel, and his insatiable hunger for hunny keeps him nice and sweet for the ladies. (wink at Arc)

Tigger, acrobatic samuri. Springy, and deadly, this tiger can jump a hundred feet into the air, and come down with a roundhouse that'll knock your momma off her feet. No one has yet to defeat him, rumor has it that he's the last of his kind... not to be trifled with.

Owl, the Scout. He flies ahead, looking for evil, and reporting back. Also, the brains of the operation. He knows what to do, and how to do it. Any situation, he can get in, get out, and pick up a bite to eat afterwards. This MENSA bird knows his shit.


Eeyore, dark, brooding, weapon tactics. He's known as the Kamikaze Donkey. After losing his tail, Eeyore has nothing left to live for, and almost always takes that vision of death out on his enemies. How can you kill a donkey without fear?

Gopher, the mole. Usually goes in undercover, and infiltrates the enemy lines before the battle ever begins.

Kanga and Roo, boxing partners, and tai chi specialists.

All headed by Christopher Robin, crusader for what is right, doer of good, acer of spelling tests.




Don't mess with the bear...

 

[chewbacca71]

Chewey and his group of werewolves exit the sewers at the middle of the city. Taking great care, the group scouts the town. Realizing that the real action was at the outskirts, they quickly run to the edge of town. They noticed a group of kung fu kittens that are under attack. Feeling a furry affinity with the kittens, Chewey leaps up when the dragon flys down to grab a kitten. Working as a team, the six werewolves quickly reduce dragon to a pile of bones and 13 pairs of boots.

 

[hybirdx]

Oh, that was just wrong... (Its always squad one that gets killed first...) Squad two, you're now squad one! *Four black dragons tremble in fear while the snickered.* You know... Just because I'm an demon, doesn't mean I'm evil... Just hot tempered.

*brushes the dead skin off from Arc's lightning strike* Looks like I'll have to call the special ops... Bx, Sniper the wolfs...

"Rodger"

*Bass X, the ugraded version of Bass after his orginal bodie was destroyed. Now he is speacialy designed for assasin and close combat, along with his classic wild fire tech.*

"Aiming..."

*Bass X aims torwards the the wolfs and kittens.*

"Gonna have to go for an spread fire on this one..." *Bass pulls an small switch, making 10 other holes open.* "Fire!" *10 seperate homing laser spread out head torwards the wolfs and the kung-foo kittens*

 

[chewbacca71]

Thank god they dont have breath mints...

The werewolves notice that another squad of dragons has launched a barrage of homing lasers. Chewey quickly turns to the other werewolves. "Defense plan B. " The wolves all pull in a large volume of air into their lungs and then blast it back out. The stench of years of eating meat and not brushing their teeth ever sends out a grey cloud. The sheer density of the smelly cloud of bad breath diffuses the lasers to the point that they barely make a small mark on the dense fur of the wolves. Chewey smiles a toothy smile towards the dragon as he blows his opponent a kiss that smells vaguely of last weeks human sacrifice.

 

[hybirdx]

"Ok yeah... Real mature," *Bass mutters, turning off his smelling program.*

"Gonna have to go underground and recharge."

Understood... Damn. Okay... Lets see... I'm going to need something foul for this one... Ah-ha! *Snaps fingures, summoning the hell-hounds.* Ah, you're late. Oh well... *Points to the wolfs and kittens* LUNCH TIME BOYS!!!

 

[Vixandra]

A call goes out through the land, summoning the Ultimate Were, Vixandra!
*poofs onto the scene, a winged cat girl*
Well, what's this maddness?
Cats, DT and Hy all fighting, Arc watching?
Nice.
*puffs up a carton of popcorn and settles in to watch next to Arc.*
Being devious- *poof* Sexy Cat girl!

 

[hybirdx]

Now for you hair ball! *Steps in front of the battle field, and hand signals Cats to "bring it"*

 

[Vixandra]

Summons her DJ station and puts on the music to "Mortal Combat!"
"Fight! Do do do da do do do doot doot do do! Mortal Combat!"

*techno raver kitty girl*

 

[chewbacca71]

Chewey watched as the "Hell -hounds" approached. Chewey scoffed at their advance. The only "hell" part about these creatures was to get their blood off of his werewolf furry body. Chewey vaulted from the ground 25 feet straight into the air. Slashing out with his razor sharp claws, he eviserated the hell hound. The other were's chuckled as they dodged the rain of entrails. Pushing away from the carcass, Chewey executed a double back flip and ended on his feet. Flicking some bloody skin and hair from between his claws, he flipped Hy the bird.......

 

[hybirdx]

Heh... Only Chewey could be so moronic to miss the fact that they were week... *Snaps fingures, and the blood splattered on the ground disapears. The ground begins to shake, and twice as many hell hounds destroyed appear.* The more you kill, the more they appear! Twice as powerful to add!

*Returns the bird just for the fun of it.* Have fun...

 

[cats]

ME! in "Mortal Kombat"

IC: A black dragon swooped down picking up my kittens and burning them to a crisp. The kittens imdeatly returned with another life. From the sewers apeared were wolfs, they tore the dragons apart freeing my body gaurds, who still had 8 lives left.

"You just can't keep a cat down." I looked at hy and from no were a lighting bolt apeared roasting him black, save for the armor which was black to begin with. He brushed off the ash of his old skin.

I turned to the side to see the feircest group of stuffed animals imaginable led by a young boy. I quickly turned and walked the other way. "Silly ole bear."

I noticed the bright light of lasers heading at my personal gaurd and their savoirs and I quickly noted that they will have 7 lifes left now, but then the wolfs let out a green gas like barrier the lassers were blocked and my kittens saved of their wrath. They died of suffication a moment latter, and as such were reduced to seven lives any ways. I waved my tail to send them home for the time being.

Hy summoned hell hounds, that I conviently left in anotehr thread. "Nuts I was hopeing he forgot about those." I noticed a cat like angel apear in the sky, a sign of my impending victory, and equal rights for all feline kind.

Hy droped infront of me and with a hand gesture challanged me. Chewy set into work on the hell hounds. The theme for mortal kombat began and I waved my tail placeing me in a black ninja garb with a yellow trim.

I grabed my tail throwing it at him and it streched out to great lengths impaleing hy in the shoulder. "Get over here!" The tail came back pulling hy towards me where I met his chin with an upper cut knocking him back. "I've played this game before."