The Velvet Vulva

[sweetnpetite]

There is a woman who makes and sells purses in very feminine designs

What do you think? IF you are female (or otherwise inclined) would you buy/carry one?

http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html

 

[Guest]

IF you are female (or otherwise inclined) would you buy/carry one?

Nope, after the cheesy music on the site kicked in I didn't stick around long enough to get a good look at the bags. What I did see of them shocked me.

WTF?

Lou

 

[shereads]

You've solved the annual mystery of what to get Mom for Christmas...The beauty of it is, I could get one of those for my Mom, and she'd just think it was an odd-looking purse.

This is the 74-year-old lady who, when she finally agreed to visit her 83-year-old boyfriend's home, almost caused me to swallow the telephone one evening when she told me, "I finally got to see Mr. Roberts' organ. You wouldn't believe how much fun we had with that thing."

(Hammond, electric.)

 

[whispering_surrender]

*shudder* No! But, I rarely carry a purse anyhow, so translate as you like...

Whisper

 

[Quint]

Oh my GOD, thank you for the laugh! That was priceless.

I actually do find them rather aesthetic, although the notion of "worshipping at my feminine altar" makes me queasy. I guess the suggested titles of "Hand-held Honeypot," "Snatch Satchel," and "Twat Tote" just didn't catch on.

 

[Madame Manga]

I made something very like those purses for my senior show as an art major almost twenty years ago, in a spirit of semi-Judy Chicago-inspired exuberant femininity. You should have seen the comments in the gallery guestbook.

Would I walk around with it hanging off my arm and dig for change in the depths of a fabric vagina? Naw. Looks to me like these are really meant for display, not use. But it's the perfect gift for the lesbian Wicca in the family.

MM

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hey, is there any significance to the fact that the music that plays at that site is Bach's Aire on the G-string?

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

I'm at the reactions so far. I would love one, or two or three. I'd hang one above my bed for sure. I've seen them in person, so to speak, at Good Vibrations here. They're beautiful objets d'art to me. Unfortunately, I cannot afford one. (Hint, hint, haha. Crap, too late to mention to those who will be getting me xmas presents.)

The music I heard was 'whiter shade of pale'.

Perdita

 

[lapinova]

i want one! i want one!
i can just imagine walking to work carrying that thing :|

 

[Limbhugger]

Beyond looking at the bags and the unexplained redention by Proco Harem, did you guys read the site?

Oh man, that shit is funny! Proof that you really can find anyting on the internet!

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I think it is a novel idea but would not think most females would want one.

The purse would be rather entertaining at a certain event if you were trying to make a statement. Honestly if you look at the fasion you would have a difficult time finding clothing to match such an item. It is more of an out of place accesory for most outfits.

Seriously if you look at the woman you can see what kind of fabrics match these purses. You are not going to find them at the local store. Better start looking at yard sales and antique shops.

 

[shereads]

Something for the boys.

http://www.bootybabeart.com/affordable.htm

 

[shereads]

Eat your heart out, Barbie! Booty Babes might be a little bit harder to dress and costlier to feed, but Ken will never come back to your size 0 body once he's had Booty Babe.

 

[Guest]

ella rawks!

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

One of our local gift shoppes (It is that sort of shop) sells boob handbags in black, brown or pink. Erect nipple is de rigeur. Size from B to EE for the lady who carries everything in her handbag.

They also sell g-strings in a can. I assume both items are intended for men to buy for women who will then say "yeuck".

One of the financial institutions is running an ad campaign for Christmas which includes a poster of a bright red basque with the caption "She likes lingerie - but not the sort you like." The object is for you to buy her a gift voucher to open an account at their bank.

Og

 

[Guest]

I think it is a novel idea but would not think most females would want one.

I don't know why, but I am still taken aback by the generalizations men make about women on this board.

Just saying,

Perdita

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I had an artist friend who had a leather bomber jacket of WWII vintage. It had a little horizontal slash pocket right over the heart that closed with a big, oversized brass zipper.

He painted the edges of the pocket with hot pink and red acrylic paint and then glued curly hair to it. It was a great conversation piece. A real vagina dentata.

Q: Is that why zippered pockets are sexy?

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

I would never in a million years carry a bag like that. It would be interesting to have as a conversation piece though.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I like them. I think they are very artistic and beautiful. I have seen some other ones by the same lady. Some of them are subtle and some are 'obvious' but I'm willing to bet that most people wouldn't even realize what they were without being told.

wonder if anyone thinks they resemble this:

http://home.earthlink.net/~jennrasm/graphics/graphics_garden/graphics_bulbs/Calla_Lilly.jpg

or this:

http://www.e-goldsmiths.com/catalog/images/6238.jpg

 

[sweetnpetite]

art is in the eye of the beholder

and beauty is too...

http://www.angelfire.com/art/favoritewomenartists/georgi3.gif

http://cgee.hamline.edu/see/o'keefe/okskul2.gif

http://humanities.uchicago.edu/classes/zbikowski/images/poppy-27.jpg

http://humanities.uchicago.edu/classes/zbikowski/images/morn-glory.jpg

http://www.ccsd.net/schools/watson/images/art/canna.jpg

 

[Black Tulip]

I love those bags. They make me laugh, but I could not take one with me to work.

I think I would have tremendous fun though with a small one for my money or something.
Just a little wicked by myself.

 

[McKenna]

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[A7inchPhildo]

I don't know why, but I am still taken aback by the generalizations men make about women on this board.

Just saying,

Perdita

Perdita I was refering not to generalize women. I was refering to women I would consider buying such an item for. As I am not a female it is not likely I want one for myself. Nor would I be buying such an item for females I do not know.
"I would not think most females..." What I think is just an opinion not a survey. I still placed "most" because I am sure what I say certainly would not contain all. Especially after I had just read your post.

Sorry to upset you even if it was unintentional

Phildo

 

[shereads]

I wouldn't want the purse, but I do think "The Velvet Vulva" would be a great name for a nightclub.