The Value Of A "Quiet" Fuck...

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[Liar]

There's a joke about safe sex here that I'm not going to make.

 

[Busybody]

when she said EAT ME

she didn't tell the LION

where

 

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[shoulderblade]

There's a joke about safe sex here that I'm not going to make.

Excuse me.

They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

 

[Tryharder62]

Just like a man. Done and run.

 

[zipman]

Just like a man. Done and run.

Men only do that when the woman isn't attractive or isn't good in bed. Otherwise we stay for seconds.

Just sayin'

 

[zipman]

Excuse me.

Zimbabwe: where even "safe sex" isn't "safe"

 

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