The Unregistered Troll Registry

[Lancecastor]

Cyberspace
9/25/02
Via Lit Net

Lancecastor Inc. Announces Troll Registry

Lance Castor, Chief Extended Orgasm of Lancastor Worldwide Entertainment Inc., LLLP, BV (NASDIK: CUM), announced today that it has redeployed the excess ass ets of KillerMuffin Enterprises (OTC: MUF) as a new Troll Registry to serve the ongoing needs of Lit users and provide a job for Muffy.

"After reviewing Killer Muffin's impressive ass ets, we have decided to redeploy Killer Muffin herself in a new role, effective immediately." said Mr. Castor, dripping from his hot-tub at Casa del Castor.

"As most savvy Lit users know, Killer Muffin has been Queen of the Unregistered Trolls" for some time.....we think it's time she was finally given credit for her work in this field." said Mr. Castor, while being gently stroked by his bevy of submissive beauties poolside.

Those seeking the identity of Unregistered Trolls going forward may now assume the Muffy Seal of Vindictiveness applies and govern themselves accordingly.

Muffy was unavailable for comment, her mouth being full at press time.

LanceCastor Entertainment Worldwide Inc. is a diversified market entry enterprise interested in the acquisition of cutefemme gluteal operations throughout the GB.

For more information contact:

Lance Castor;
CEO
Lancecastor Worldwide Entertainment Inc.

 

[intrigued]

Umm...unless there is ill intent here. If so, you should be ashamed and have your seat in the corner.----->









But its still funny!

 

[HeavyStick]

Are we going to implement a "catch and release" policy, or do we have to tag the trolls with radio collars?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[HeavyStick]

I didn't realize that that maneuver worked in other areas.

oooh my first troll
I'm definitely gonna have to drug her up then tag her.

 

[Lancecastor]

Just another helpful service from Lancecastor Entertainment Worldwide Inc., ma'am.....we see you've been having troll trouble. Did you know that most Lit trolls are said to be female, and that 83% of all trolls are Muffy and/or her friends, according to a recent study released by Yayati Research Ass ociates?

Happy to help;

Lance

Umm...unless there is ill intent here. If so, you should be ashamed and have your seat in the corner.----->









But its still funny!

 

[Lancecastor]

Are we going to implement a "catch and release" policy, or do we have to tag the trolls with radio collars?

All cute femme trolls should be collared and shipped in the cages provided to HQ for retraining as submissives.

Other trolls should be released to KillerMuffin for TrollTraining, the highest level of underground Lit KungFu available.

While you're waiting....care for some chilled vodka on the rocks?

Lance

 

[intrigued]

Just another helpful service from Lancecastor Entertainment Worldwide Inc., ma'am.....we see you've been having troll trouble. Did you know that most Lit trolls are said to be female, and that 83% of all trolls are Muffy and/or her friends, according to a recent study released by Yayati Research Ass ociates?

Happy to help;

Lance

~laughing~

Thank you very much for your services, though i am still a little fuzzy as to just what that service is... .....however, though I am positively certain that my "cowardly troll" is a female, it isn't Ms. Muffy...she is inn'cent, inn'cent, I tell ya!

 

[intrigued]

All cute femme trolls should be collared and shipped in the cages provided to HQ for retraining as submissives.

Other trolls should be released to KillerMuffin for TrollTraining, the highest level of underground Lit KungFu available.

While you're waiting....care for some chilled vodka on the rocks?

Lance

You are TOO funny!

 

[TigerClaw]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Poor Muffy.......

Unfortunately, Muffy is not many of the Unregistered Trolls. I should know. The Troll eater that I am, love to hear those Troll bones crunch.......


As for Registered Trolls. Alas, I can not tell you my troll if you dont know who he is. Although, he has not been around for a while I may bring him back.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Poor Muffy.......

Unfortunately, Muffy is not many of the Unregistered Trolls. I should know. The Troll eater that I am, love to hear those Troll bones crunch.......


As for Registered Trolls. Alas, I can not tell you my troll if you dont know who he is. Although, he has not been around for a while I may bring him back.

Muffy is not the only troll. Go to the "Top Ten Posters" menu of the main page to see some of her cronies amongst that lot.

Trolling is an old tradition amongst the long-timers here; mostly women.

Remember.....Wednesdays are "Two For One" nite at TrollARama! All you can eat Troll Pie every Friday!


Mmmmmm.......trollilicious!

 

[Lancecastor]

You are TOO funny!

Noooooo...I'm just a Waste Manager, puttin' out the trash, nice lady.

Say.....is that Yayati Merengue pie cooling on your sill?

 

[Laurel]

Just another helpful service from Lancecastor Entertainment Worldwide Inc., ma'am.....we see you've been having troll trouble. Did you know that most Lit trolls are said to be female, and that 83% of all trolls are Muffy and/or her friends, according to a recent study released by Yayati Research Ass ociates?

Those are old stats. Latest figures show the breakdown to be just about even, male/female. Ah, equality at Lit!

 

[sunstruck]

Muffie the troll??? LMFAO

I know it's a joke, but I'm trying to figure out what any troll has said in disguise that is worse than what Muffin says when she's riled. It's why I adore her so.

 

[intrigued]

Noooooo...I'm just a Waste Manager, puttin' out the trash, nice lady.

Say.....is that Yayati Merengue pie cooling on your sill?

Back off, big boy!

 

[HeavyStick]

Muffie the troll??? LMFAO

I know it's a joke, but I'm trying to figure out what any troll has said in disguise that is worse than what Muffin says when she's riled. It's why I adore her so.

hehe... good one

 

[Guest]

does this count?