The Unofficial Rule Book of Lit

[perks]

I know you're dying to let everyone know, so come on...tell me the rules.

 

[perks]

I see you all looking to see if I had the balls to post any.....<gasp>.

c'mon you know you have a rule or 12. I'm reminded of them everytime I read your posts.

 

[Vinny]

Rule #1

If any woman wants to be my lover, she has to play the weight game first. You ask "Vinny, what is the weight game?" "Well darling, you sit on my face until I guess your weight right."

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Perky........You cheap slut!!

Why don't just post "Look here, Ha,...gottcha!"

Ask me a question I can answer........or at least bitch at you about ..cheeesh.

Runner

 

[doctor_insanus]

Rule #348

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

 

[Wiggles]

Rule#1

Don't post on the board unless your naked.
If you're not naked, pretend you are. I promise we will never notice.

Just indulge our whimsy little fantasies, K?

 

[perks]

Perky........You cheap slut!!

Why don't just post "Look here, Ha,...gottcha!"

Ask me a question I can answer........or at least bitch at you about ..cheeesh.

Runner

rule number 69...do not be screamin your pet names for me in public

 

[RhumbRunner13]

And was that " cheap", "slut" or "Gottcha"

 

[Ravenloft]

I think there's a rule in here somewhere... Something about having to braid a woman's pubic hair I think...

 

[perks]

And was that " cheap", "slut" or "Gottcha"

I can't remember...I forget things when you slap my ass.

Rule number 48
don't slap perky's ass if you want her to think in that same moment.

 

[Phoenyx]

rule #2
Pheonyx is the official Femaler body inspector here.
He checks all new females bodies very closly.

 

[estevie]

I think there's a rule in here somewhere... Something about having to braid a woman's pubic hair I think...

LMAO

Rules? who needs rules? just the unruly, I think.

 

[estevie]

OR

If everyone would follow the same rule they tell us to follow...heyyyy, that might work!

 

[Ravenloft]

LMAO

Rules? who needs rules? just the unruly, I think.

Unruly... Pubic hair???

 

[estevie]

Unruly... Pubic hair???

I didn't mean unruly pubic hair but while we are there...I suppose it could happen, unruly pubic hair I mean. If ya never trimmed it or something...hmmmm...I wouldn't really know, I guess. Mine is never unruly, may need a bit of touching up, but never unruly!

 

[Wiggles]

OR

If everyone would follow the same rule they tell us to follow...heyyyy, that might work!

I'm naked! It feels wonderful! There's a slight breeze blowing across my............well, wouldn't you like to know!


I'm following my rule, now everybody else Must follow suit!

 

[Ravenloft]

I didn't mean unruly pubic hair but while we are there...I suppose it could happen, unruly pubic hair I mean. If ya never trimmed it or something...hmmmm...I wouldn't really know, I guess. Mine is never unruly, may need a bit of touching up, but never unruly!

Sha! You're a lucky one! Valdimer79's pubic hair is always unruly...

I mean... From what I hear... *Coughing*

 

[estevie]

Sha! You're a lucky one! Valdimer79's pubic hair is always unruly...

I mean... From what I hear... *Coughing*

ahhhhhh yes, I am the lucky one...I know nothing of Valdimer's pubic hair...and I'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much! LOL

 

[Valdimer]

Hey!


There is nothin wrong with my pubic hair...so lets keep that outta this one.



Rule 245, Never ever let Ravenloft get drunk off Southern Comfort, and post.

 

[estevie]

Rule 246

Tell este when Ravenloft is drunk on Southern Comfort and posting!

 

[Valdimer]

247


Coax Val with gifts of booze and chees whiz.

 

[Basia]

Rule #82

A drunken Ravenloft=a funny Ravenloft.

 

[Mistress]

Rule#48

Mistress has the rights to all nudie pix/cyber chat logs/phone sex recordings. Please contact her and give her copies.....


Thank You.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: Rule#1

Don't post on the board unless your naked.
If you're not naked, pretend you are. I promise we will never notice.

Just indulge our whimsy little fantasies, K?

What?! some people posting here arent naked?! What the???? I thought everyone was naked on here!!! LOL

 

[Ravenloft]

245 was dispanded three weeks ago... Sorry...

246... See above...

247 should actually read "Coax Raven with gifts of booze and wet pussy."

82... Well, thats true, but you forgot subsection A of that rule... Sober raven=funny raven....