The Unofficial Lit Scandal Bracket

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Start filling yours out today!
 
Obama Has No Clue to bust the brackets.


I bet he wears loafers because tying shoes is so fucking complex.


Here, have a Charger, because it has a clue:

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I've learned one thing.

If someone lists "community organization" on a resume that I peruse they are immediately discounted.
 
We should send this to Obama so that he can pencil in KU and LOO-evil and pick one of them to win it all...
 
WTF does that mean, community organizer? Is it like Monopoly, make sure all the little green houses are in a row touching each other?

I mean, really, what.:cool:

Well, a true definition would include words like Rev'rend Sharpton and Rev'rund Jhahck---son...
 
A real Community Organizer will let you put 5 hotels on Boardwalk and always is sure that there is $2500 in the middle of the board for the next time you hit Free Parking.


Rules schmules.


Don't be talkin' no shit 'bout mah mule or some forest will get clear-cut to make all the coffins that'll be needed.
 
COMMUNITY ORGANIZER is a weasel word like CO-FACILITATOR and ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE and COUNSELOR.
 
When the conflict gets this big, they do not even worry about coffins; the dead just lie all about.


Some of them end up cremated in a bar on the edge of town.
 
Everything's a scandal nowadays to the butthurt wingnut right.

What nontroversy will they throw against the wall and pray something....ANYTHING...sticks for this week?

Operation Impeach Teh Negar continues.....
 
Would all the good parents have their children raise their hands, please?


Uh huh . . . .
 
I know, let's pencil in the Liberal Wild Cards:

It was BUSH!

It was a Republican plan!

It was partisan OBSTRUCTION!
 
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