The Unofficial Guide to AH Watering Holes

[impressive]

ABSTRUSIONS : a Bohemian hangout (your hostess: ABSTRUSE)

The Saucy Burka Cafe : for fans of Islam & Porn (your hostess: shereads)

Jewish writers ... (your host: Sub Joe)

Christian writers and readers (your hostess: English Lady)

Erotic Illustrators & Writers (your host: rhinoguy)

The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread (your host: carsonshepherd)

Pagan Writers (your hostess: sweetnpetite)

Lord Byron's Garret (your hostess: shereads)



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[BlackShanglan]

Excellent idea, Impressive!

I'd open my own pub, but I think there's enough out there to stifle it. It'd just be me there anyway, half-afloat in Guinness and snarling "whaaat the fuck're YEW lookin' at?" at random passers-by. Or possibly, in another mood, me propped in a corner of the Savoy, awash in a warm and loving haze of port.

Either way, I'm happy

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

I miss "Girls and Toys."

cantdog

 

[tolyk]

I miss "Girls and Toys."

cantdog

I miss girls..

tolyk

 

[minsue]

I miss girls..

tolyk

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't forget the "I didn't get laid today" thread....

We've got quite a gang of regulars, a couch, and the best popcorn in town. Also, pedicures.

 

[minsue]

Don't forget the "I didn't get laid today" thread....

We've got quite a gang of regulars, a couch, and the best popcorn in town. Also, pedicures.

But what about SEX, dammit?!?

 

[shereads]

Lord Byron's Garret is a byob place (no liquor license; we keep spending the licensing fee on opium) but you're allowed to graffiti the walls, solicit patronage, and wallow in creative angst. If you have a new dirty limerick or operetta you'd like to try out on a local audience, do drop by.

Men are encouraged to wear loose poet-shirts of white linen, with billowing sleeves. Sort of a pirate look, but without sweat stains.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

But what about SEX, dammit?!?

I thought that was at Abs?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I'm partial to the Free Association and Last One threads, mah'self.

 

[carsonshepherd]

But what about SEX, dammit?!?

Nothing's stopping you!

 

[minsue]

Nothing's stopping you!

I meant with another person....

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I meant with another person....

Oh, picky picky!

 

[minsue]

Oh, picky picky!

Not really....anyone will do at this point.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Not really....anyone will do at this point.

Well you are hot Min... if I were you, I'd do me...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Well you are hot Min... if I were you, I'd do me...

*blink* *blink*

That one made my brain twitch . . .

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Not really....anyone will do at this point.

Ooooo! ME! ME! ME! PICK ME! *waving hands frantically*

 

[shereads]

I meant with another person....

Heehee.

There's always "The Solitary Bar & Grill"

 

[carsonshepherd]

*blink* *blink*

That one made my brain twitch . . .

Sweetie, that wasn't your brain....

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ooooo! ME! ME! ME! PICK ME! *waving hands frantically*

Uh, you don't have hands . . .

 

[minsue]

Sweetie, that wasn't your brain....

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

for Carson

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sweetie, that wasn't your brain....

I thought it was . . . after all, it's what I do all my thinkin' with and . . . wait . . .

 

[carsonshepherd]

I thought it was . . . after all, it's what I do all my thinkin' with and . . . wait . . .

sigh.... I think we just discovered why you're always at the "I didn;'t get laid" thread...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

sigh.... I think we just discovered why you're always at the "I didn;'t get laid" thread...

Hell, I could'a 'splained that months ago . . .

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now why I'm always there, we haven't even mentioned....