The universe is not made of laws

[naughtycakes]

It's made of patterns, and patterns can be broken.

I got this in a fortune cookie last week

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's made of patterns, and patterns can be broken.

I got this in a fortune cookie last week

Herringbone?

 

[naughtycakes]

Herringbone?

Accidental whorls?

 

[1sickbastard]

It's made of patterns, and patterns can be broken.

I got this in a fortune cookie last week

Techincally, it's made of an interaction of energy and matter within the timespace continuum. Laws, as we know them, are only descriptors of this interaction.

Besides, wouldn't the cookie be advising you to break the universe?
Is that a subversive, terrorist fortune cookie?

Herringbone?

Okay, now that's just funny.

 

[**Emmie**]

Yes, it is.

 

[naughtycakes]

Techincally, it's made of an interaction of energy and matter within the timespace continuum. Laws, as we know them, are only descriptors of this interaction.

Besides, wouldn't the cookie be advising you to break the universe?
Is that a subversive, terrorist fortune cookie?

Right, and we do with them what the human brain does, naming, labeling, cataloging. Like you said, descriptors.

It was a very subversive fortune cookie, but it wasn't advising anything.

 

[PlasticBunny]

..... in bed. (you forgot to add that)

 

[Kruge]

Right, and we do with them what the human brain does, naming, labeling, cataloging. Like you said, descriptors.

It was a very subversive fortune cookie, but it wasn't advising anything.

So you think! It's obviously a Communist Chinese fortune cookie trying convert you to the side of the Little Chairman

 

[naughtycakes]

..... in bed. (you forgot to add that)

I did

Now it's an even better fortune.

So you think! It's obviously a Communist Chinese fortune cookie trying convert you to the side of the Little Chairman

Yeah. It's a Communist Islamo-Fascist fortune cookie that hates 'Murica

 

[John Doe]

It's made of patterns, and patterns can be broken.

I got this in a fortune cookie last week

I can tell.

 

[KingOrfeo]

It's made of patterns, and patterns can be broken.

I got this in a fortune cookie last week

Well, cookies can be broken . . .

 

[CandiCame]

..... in bed. (you forgot to add that)

Goddamn it, I was going to say that.

Instead, I'll say-

That's just a theory. Like gravity.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I this topic.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Herringbone?

No, never mention any animal part in a Chinese restaurant, the chef might overhear and take it as a challenge. (I once was in one once and got a look at the other menu, the one Chinese immigrants order from. "Beef tendon in black bean sauce"? How poor are you?!)

 

[Saint Peter]

Humans are all cocky and shit until some little trouble causing faster than light neutrino goes and fucks everything all up.

 

[glynndah]

Well, cookies can be broken . . .

Crumbled, not broken.

 

[KRCummings]

The Universe is trying to oppress me. I'm not going to follow it's "laws."

 

[CHNOPS]

The Universe is trying to oppress me. I'm not going to follow it's "laws."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGRDnTySCI

 

[KRCummings]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGRDnTySCI

How the fuck did you even know about that?

 

[CHNOPS]

How the fuck did you even know about that?

I have a very sticky memory. It is not an asset.

 

[bronzeage]

How the fuck did you even know about that?

When I was in high school, you had to recite it to be let into the cool kids club.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The universe is made of slaw. (Neutrinos are the carrots.)

 

[CandiCame]

Humans are all cocky and shit until some little trouble causing faster than light neutrino goes and fucks everything all up.

http://bigkingken.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/neutrinos.jpg

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

From the moment of my birth
To the instant of my death,
There are patterns I must follow
Just as I must breathe each breath.
Like a rat in a maze
The path before me lies,
And the pattern never alters
Until the rat dies.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

It's made of patterns, and patterns can be broken.

I got this in a fortune cookie last week

Do not put the fortune cookie in water. A pattern could turn soggy.