The Universal GB Translator

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
You're an attention whore.

Translation:
I'm jealous of all the attention you're getting.

 

[PoppingTom]

Phrase: You're a self-righteous piece of shit

Translation: you don't share my point, that's why I hate you.

 

[PoppingTom]

Phrase: You're query

Translation: despite your nice and lovin kind, you don't realize how much people despise you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
You're a racist cunt.

Translation:
So am I.

 

[PoppingTom]

Phrase: Moron!

Translation: the Ishmael post answer program had a guru meditation at adress 00000003,4BC7352A

 

[PoppingTom]

Phrase: you're liberal

Translation: I'm too dumb to do serious political discussions

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
You're making me look like the ultimate annoyer of GB trolls.

Translation:
Holy shit. She's kicking my ass.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
My political views most closely resemble libertarian.

Translation:
I'm a republican.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
When a guy says, "You're just a dude pretending to be a woman."

Translation:
I wish he'd pm me.

 

[Aella_]

what about repeating "X is on my iggy list?"

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

what about repeating "X is on my iggy list?"

I don't know. What about it?

 

[Aella_]

Words: I put you on iggy because you're a worthless peace of shit and your opinion doesn't matter to me.
Truth: the fact that I keep repeating it within your earshot, proves the opposite.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I knew you could do it.

 

[Aella_]

I knew you could do it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Translation:
God that sucks.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
I got a vasectomy.

Translation:
I'm so desperate I'll do anything to get laid.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Phrase:
Oh, what I wouldn't do if I got into your vag...

Translation:
...20 years ago.

 

[Aella_]

Phrase:
When a guy says, "You're just a dude pretending to be a woman."

Translation:
I wish he'd pm me.

When a girl says that :

Translation:
I'm so angry right now, I'm still unsure whether I want to do you or kill you.

 

[PoppingTom]

Phrase: it's none of your fucking Business

Translation: you're right, I'm dumb as fuck

 

[PoppingTom]

Phrase : aren't you that racist piece of shit?

Translation: leave me smooth alone!

 

[Aella_]

Phrase: (Anything written by aella.)

Translation: I'm an idiot.

And the fact that you mentioned my name, too, and that you only picked on 2 out of 4 posters
so gives you away… .

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
You stepped on my post.

Translation:
Quit cockblocking me.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Phrase:
You stepped on my post.

Translation:
Quit cockblocking me.

Ah, I see.

 

[oggbashan]

Phrase: Anwser the OP!

Translation: You did answer but your verifiable facts don't fit my prejudices so I reject them.

Phrase: You haven't answered the question.

Translation: The question was based on my misunderstanding of the facts and is therefore meaningless.

Phrase: Answer the question!

Translation: I didn't like your answer. I don't believe it, especially if your answer is true.

Phrase: Answer the question! (repeated)

Translation: I know you've put me on ignore because I am an irritating biased fool, but I'm trying to make it look as if you can't answer my stupid question.

Phrase: The Knee Grow

Translation: I didn't vote for the current President of the United States of America.

Word: Liberal

Translation: A term of abuse for people I don't like. It has no reference to any real opinions expressed by anyone who might think that the GOP isn't the infallible source of all wisdom.

Word: Conservative

Translation: A term of abuse for people I don't like. It has no reference to any real opinions expressed by anyone who might think that the Democrats aren't the infallible source of all wisdom.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Phrase:
You have 25k posts in 3 years.

Translation:
I wish I could think of something intelligent to say.