The Unfinished Limerick Game

[JohnsonLongwood]

if i could find my car keys we could drive out of here.

THANK GUYS!

I really appreciate all you are doing to keep this post active and visible. I hven't come close to running out of bait yet.

As the saying goes, "All publicity is good publicity" so I might as well take advantage of the exposure you are giving me and advertise a little more.

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The Casting Couch

 

[Saint Peter]

"great. get down here and suck your wife's dick"

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

"great. get down here and suck your wife's dick"

It's been even longer since I was in the fifth grade.

Thanks for bumping this up! Again.

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[RoryN]

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Since you're pushing your stuff so hard, let's see what we've got here:

1.

Come in. Sit down. Relax. Would you like a glass of wine or cup of tea while we talk? Good. Now that you are comfortable on the casting couch, Johnson Longwood plays dirty old man, pervy neighbor, horny relative, demanding boss, and various other roles. What role play are you here to audition for? What's that? Oh, yes, that would be ideal! And now, it's your audition, honey, and you are sitting on the casting couch. I believe you know what to do next…You don't have any experience? Just don't you worry about that. I'll teach you everything. Just lean back and I'll do the rest…

PM for your personal audition on the casting couch.

Sooooooooo original. And, of course, the vehicle for this RP almost singlehandedly created the #metoo movement. Looks like we were right about you; thanks for the proof!

2. Excerpts:

"Welcome everybody to the Sexy Lascivious Unabashed Torrid Network. SLUT TV is proud to present our critically assailed new game show, FUCK! MY! SISTER!...Thank you, John. Hi everybody! I'm your host, Barry Zinger, and today's contestants are competing for a chance for a very hot date with our guest's older sister Gloria Ann Youngbride."

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"I like to fuck them hard until I feel like my balls getting off then pull my cock out and slap it on their bellies and cum all over their tits. They always like that and it feels real good."

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"Well, gee, like I'd, you know, eat her out or something and then fuck her in her vagina"

https://www.literotica.com/s/daytime-tv-parody-fuck-my-sister

He thought this was clever enough to put in the humor section.

https://i.imgur.com/WUBHcG6.gif

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Blah, blah, blah...

Still pushing the judgementalism are we?

It doesn't shame me. All publicity is good publicity.

You must be getting some pleasure out of it to put so much time and effort into it. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Whatever floats your boat.

All the world is an improv stage, but your improv is stuck in a rut.

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