The Unfinished Limerick Game

[JohnsonLongwood]

A game for those who love limericks.

The rules:

1) I, and only I, will give the first four lines of a limerick.

2) Others post their suggestions for the last line. Last lines only. (See rule 1 above).

Here is the first unfinished limerick:

There once was a girl named Regina,
Who had a wide open vagina,
She would fuck anyone,
T’was all in good fun, ...

 

[RoryN]

...but is this game fun? Kinda.

 

[butters]

...and could hide a big snickers inside her

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Thanks for playing along, RoryN and butters. Those are pretty good last lines. Vagina is a difficult word to rhyme with which made this challenging. Here's the last line I wrote:

... Until she gave grandpa angina.

Not so much fun for her lecherous grandpa.

Here is the next unfinished limerick. The rhyming will be easier this time." Let's see what humorous punch lines the deviant minds of literotica can come up with for this one.

I had to give it up to my Daddy,
Because I had been such a baddie,
To teach about sin
He put his cock in, ...

Have fun!

(If you want to submit your own limerick for posting in this game PM it to me.)

 

[RoryN]

...and, because he was already under surveillance for suspicion of sexually assaulting his daughter previously, he was promptly arrested. Which made him sad...y.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

...and, because he was already under surveillance for suspicion of sexually assaulting his daughter previously, he was promptly arrested. Which made him sad...y.

I think that sets a record for the longest last line of a limerick, by far. The meter is a bit off though. Not that there's anything wrong with that if it pleases your ear.
Perhaps a few internal rhymes within that very long last line might solve that.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

OK, then. I had a bit shorter last line -

T'was as good as it was with the laddie!

Turns out she had been abused before, RoryN. Just not by her daddy.

Today's limerick has judgmentalism, a little story of crime and punishment, built right in. The nasty girl gets caught.
Ah, but what happens after that?

Here are the first four lines:

"I'll blow you for ten, or screw you for twenty",
The cute prostitute was raking in plenty,
Till she was in cuffs
For selling her muff

Does she escape or does she reform? Or is there another twist?

Have Fun!

 

[Conager]

I'll start:

There once was a dictatorial interloper. . .

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I'll start:

There once was a dictatorial interloper. . .

Not exactly sure how that fits the end of any of the three limericks so far.

Perhaps you misunderstand the rules of the game? I do have a thought to follow your suggestion -

...He was ground up and fed to the gopher.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

The last three posts here disappeared during Thursday's (9/16/21) server maintenance...

 

[jomar]

Thanks for playing along, RoryN and butters. Those are pretty good last lines. Vagina is a difficult word to rhyme with which made this challenging. Here's the last line I wrote:

... Until she gave grandpa angina.

Not so much fun for her lecherous grandpa.

Here is the next unfinished limerick. The rhyming will be easier this time." Let's see what humorous punch lines the deviant minds of literotica can come up with for this one.

I had to give it up to my Daddy,
Because I had been such a baddie,
To teach about sin
He put his cock in, ...

…

And the cops hauled him away in the paddy

I'll start:

There once was a dictatorial interloper. . .

Who thought his voters were dopers
The election he failed
At which he did wail
My admin was really just posers

 

[RoryN]

An incest-obsessed newbie found
'twas no interest in his limericks around.
So, what should he do?
Find a dime, buy a clue
and go post that shit in The Playground: https://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=27

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

And the cops hauled him away in the paddy



Who thought his voters were dopers
The election he failed
At which he did wail
My admin was really just posers

It's too bad that you don't have the capacity nor the respect to understand and follow the rules of the game.


The rules:

1) I, and only I, will give the first four lines of a limerick.

2) Others post their suggestions for the last line. Last lines only. (See rule 1 above).


If you follow the rules you are welcome to play. You should probably post that other crap on the Politics Forum.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

An incest-obsessed newbie found
'twas no interest in his limericks around.
So, what should he do?
Find a dime, buy a clue
and go post that shit in The Playground: https://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=27

There certainly are some mean people here. Does it make you feel all warm and good inside? Does it reinforce that one up on everyone image of yourself? It is perfectly clear that you missed the clue about judgementalism. I will spell it out more explicitly - it reflects poorly on you and is not welcome here in my threads.

You, as well, don't have enough respect to play by the rules. Please go back and review them before posting here again.

 

[jomar]

It's too bad that you don't have the capacity nor the respect to understand and follow the rules of the game.

The rules:

1) I, and only I, will give the first four lines of a limerick.

2) Others post their suggestions for the last line. Last lines only. (See rule 1 above).

If you follow the rules you are welcome to play. You should probably post that other crap on the Politics Forum.

Fuck off to the playground newb!

Seriously though, that’s how the GB (and AH) goes…threads derail all the time, nature of the beast and all.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Fuck off to the playground newb!

Seriously though, that’s how the GB (and AH) goes…threads derail all the time, nature of the beast and all.

Neither you nor your disrespect derail me. It reflects a lot about you, though. Your dour sentiments remain unwelcome.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

The original post revealing the final line was lost. Here it is -

"I'll blow you for ten, or screw you for twenty",
The cute prostitute was raking in plenty,
Till she was in cuffs
For selling her muff

...Now the deputy gets all his nookie for free.


Crime, punishment, AND corruption! After her release she writes a best selling tell all book, makes millions, and sues the police department.

The end.

 

[jomar]

Neither you nor your disrespect derail me. It reflects a lot about you, though. Your dour sentiments remain unwelcome.

Lol, I predict you won’t last long here. Might help if you got a sense of humor…there’s probably an app for that.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Lol, I predict you won’t last long here. Might help if you got a sense of humor…there’s probably an app for that.

Given your myopathy to the humor herein I don't think I'll substitute my sense of humor for your dour version any time soon.

But thanks for making this thread a success and keeping it visible!

 

[Saint Peter]

if i could find my car keys we could drive out of here.

 

[RoryN]

There certainly are some mean people here. Does it make you feel all warm and good inside?

My limerick response was a test to see if you could take a ribbing in stride. You failed about as miserably as you possibly could have. This + your questionable view of women = we smell blood, and we'll draw more.

Off to The Playground, child, before you get hurt.
Or, try here: www.disney.com

#beblessed

 

[Saint Peter]

and don't be fucking goofy while you are visiting.

 

[RoryN]

and don't be fucking goofy while you are visiting.

https://i.imgur.com/kNqxlZX.jpg

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Oooooh! Can I play too?!

You're a tyrannical mule.
An insolent spaz and a tool.
You're a goofy ass turd
With your misogynist words
a meaningless, bellicose fool.

I hope the meter offends you, it's been a while since I tried my hand at limericks.

(wink)

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

My limerick response was a test to see if you could take a ribbing in stride. You failed about as miserably as you possibly could have. This + your questionable view of women = we smell blood, and we'll draw more.

Off to The Playground, child, before you get hurt.
Or, try here: www.disney.com

#beblessed

It's been a very long time since I was in the sixth grade.

(wink)