The unappreciated limerick

[TarnishedPenny]

A lecherous preacher named Ferror
Left a nun with a feeling of terror,
For her belly did swell,
But he said, “What the hell,
“It’s merely a clerical error.”

 

[SimonDoom]

I wish I had words to tell you,
Of my love, in an ode or haiku.
But in matters of verse,
I guess it's my curse,
That a limerick's the best I can do.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I am a proud a limerick machine
About which nobody is keen
So the Luddites rebelled
And my body's been felled
My last thought: "That was quite mean"

 

[yowser]

In Pastimes to tempt Morality,
Libertines would turn to Orality.
A little Lick here,
A little Lick there,
And soon they’d attain Totality.

 

[cdstefi]

O limerick, thou finest of verse
With the merest five lines 'tis a curse
That your hum'rous levity
Be hobbled by brevity
But haikus come off even worse

 

[cdstefi]

We of homosexual genus,
Admire an appendage so venous.
By choice we select
A tool so erect:
The magnificent, wonderful penis

 

[cdstefi]

The truly gay men have huge cocks
And emphasise this with their jocks
The choice of attire
When their sex is on fire
Is making smooth love, in their socks

 

[cdstefi]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who oft said "I'm wanking, aw fuck it"
His face quickly whitened
As his bollocks tightened
And his cum totally filled a bucket

 

[cdstefi]

While he strode the poop deck singing shanties,
The sailors called "show us yer scanties".
The twink cabin boy
Was a willing young toy
Seamens' semen all over his panties

 

[TarnishedPenny]

A well-meaning college in Dee
Awarded an honorary degree
To a savant named Fiddle,
Who moaned, “Evr’y kid’l
“Now address me as ‘Fiddle, D.D.!’”

 

[MillieDynamite]

A randy young lady named Sue
And a man with a powerful screw
Found a bench in the park
In the daylight bright and stark
And gave the whole town quite a view!