The Ultimate COMING OUT Thread

[Andreina]

Just to make the life of our much valued trolls easier, please state your (physical) attributes that do not quite fit into today's society (they don't have to be in alphabetic order, if you are lucky to have more than one)


I'm fat
I'm not particularly pretty
I'm probably the only living white person with a natural afro
I used to stutter as a child
I own a Take That CD
I like Pumpernickel Bread


Halo

 

[Mistress]

I'm ME. Don't like it, then don't fucking worry about it....

 

[Marxist]

I'm ME. Don't like it, then don't fucking worry about it....

I do worry about not liking you. Come sit on my lap and make me feel better about it.

 

[Tyrael]

Heh, I still luvs ya, dear Halo!

 

[Kitte]

Just to make the life of our much valued trolls easier, please state your (physical) attributes that do not quite fit into today's society (they don't have to be in alphabetic order, if you are lucky to have more than one) [/COLOR]

Im fat, ok their I said it...I used the F word...
Im kinda cute on my good days
I wear glasses (but hey I think I look cute in them)
I smoke too much
I used to stutter too, and I have lazy esses. Sso you Ssee I ssound like a ssnake when I am drunk.

I could go on but I won't

 

[Amused]

I'm a believer.

 

[RawHumor]

I'm short.
I'm not anywhere near thin, but I'm working on it.
I spend too much time at Lit.
My fingernails look attrocious!
And I'm a right-wing kook!

What's NOT to love?

 

[freescorfr]

I've got a touch of arthitis in my right index finger.

 

[bluespoke]

Just to make the life of our much valued trolls easier, please state your (physical) attributes that do not quite fit into today's society (they don't have to be in alphabetic order, if you are lucky to have more than one)


I'm fat
I'm not particularly pretty
I'm probably the only living white person with a natural afro
I used to stutter as a child
I own a Take That CD
I like Pumpernickel Bread


Halo

A Take That CD!

How could you!

 

[metal_minx]

i'm fat.

but i've been told i'm cute.

i'm not stupid.

but i've done stupid things.

i have talent.

but i ususally waste it.

 

[Tyrael]

I'm fat
I have a near obsessive need for manga
I bite my nails til they bleed

 

[Wiggles]

I've got two small moles between my boobies.

And I've got a ghetto bootay.

I feel so much better now.

 

[Private Vasquez]

my patellar ligament in my right knee doesn't connect correctly.
the rotator cuff in my right shoulder is shot.
I don't have 20/20 vision.
the curl pattern in my hair doesn't always cooperate.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm short.
I'm not anywhere near thin, but I'm working on it.
I spend too much time at Lit.

All that except the fingernail thang,I have nice ones.

I do have some um desires that are not accepted by everyone. I dont like the term fetishes. That term is a bit off putting,dont ya think?

 

[plasticman33]

OK!

I'm skinny!

I'm old!

I smoke too much!

I drink too much!

I chase women (That's not a bad thing is it?)

 

[RawHumor]

All that except the fingernail thang,I have nice ones.

I do have some um desires that are not accepted by everyone. I dont like the term fetishes. That term is a bit off putting,dont ya think?

I still wanna do you.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

1) I'm overweight.. 5'11 (I grew!) and 235lbs (and I lost weight!)
2) I have a large ass
3) I can't sing to save my life
4) I'm a Frank Sinatra addict (for my age group, that's rare and laughable)
5) I'm stronger than most women I know, and father dear says that's atrocious
6) I think with my heart, not with my head
7) on my bad days I look REALLY ugly
8) people don't expect fat ugly girls to have any talents.

 

[CarolineOh]

ha! Ive got you all beat. Ive got a big shaved spot on the side of my head, which is swollen like a friggin melon, a big black eye, a wired shut jaw, an arm in a sling and a solid burple butt

 

[AzureAngel]

I have horrible vision.
My hair is god awful. (Last night: "Get a haircut, hippie!" That stung.)
My back kinda hurts.
I slept in a recliner last night.
I'm a lonely ugly fat guy.
My penis is smaller than many clits.
My nipples are somehow smaller.
I need to shower.

That's a load off -my- shoulders.

 

[RawHumor]

ha! Ive got you all beat. Ive got a big shaved spot on the side of my head, which is swollen like a friggin melon, a big black eye, a wired shut jaw, an arm in a sling and a solid burple butt

Whoah, you ARE a freak, aren't you?



It's nice to have you back, lovely lady.

 

[AzureAngel]

ha! Ive got you all beat. Ive got a big shaved spot on the side of my head, which is swollen like a friggin melon, a big black eye, a wired shut jaw, an arm in a sling and a solid burple butt

I don't know, Caroline. Do you really think that tops TinyCock and "Where Are They?" Nipples? C'mon, now. Be honest.

 

[lovetoread]

I still wanna do you.

 

[Private Vasquez]

ha! Ive got you all beat. Ive got a big shaved spot on the side of my head, which is swollen like a friggin melon, a big black eye, a wired shut jaw, an arm in a sling and a solid burple butt

freak!

 

[Mistress]

I do worry about not liking you. Come sit on my lap and make me feel better about it.

Plops down in Marxist's lap and wiggles around until she is comfortable....

I'd hate for you to not like me Marxist, what can I do to insure that you won't ever come to that?

 

[Marxist]

Plops down in Marxist's lap and wiggles around until she is comfortable....

I'd hate for you to not like me Marxist, what can I do to insure that you won't ever come to that?

Take off the glasses or else when we kiss they'll crunch with mine and the sound will be like rams clinking horns during mating season.















On second thought that sounds kinda kinky. Put 'em back on.