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The Bald-Headed Hermit and the Artichoke: an Erotic Thesaurus


A sample:

Abdomen

abs, alvus, Aunt Nelly, bay window, bazoo, belly, bingy/binjy, corporation, front porch, gizzard, gut(s), Maconochie,

Maconochie: from the name of a well-known tinned stew in England.

mid-section, middle, midriff Mary, Ned Kelly, Newingbus, paunch, pot belly, shit locker, six-pack, stomach, tum-tum, tummy, washboard
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Your assignment:

Use bingy/binjy or bazoo in a sentence. An erotic one. No laughing.
 
Ummm...*feeling retarded*...what do those words mean? :eek:


ETA: Ahhh...the wonders of The Urban Dictionary.

How about, "The stupid wanker got arrested for getting his bingy snorkeled by a whore while parked in that bazoo he's too fucking cheap to replace."

:D
 
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shereads said:
Use bingy/binjy or bazoo in a sentence. An erotic one. No laughing.
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Her delicate hand encircled his turgid bingy, and she pressed her pointy tongue to his bazoo but nothing happened.

(Hmm, or maybe 10 inch bingy would be better...)
 
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Your assignment:

Use bingy/binjy or bazoo in a sentence. An erotic one. No laughing.[/QUOTE]

Agree - link is awkward. Still, I am not sure the combo of bingy/binjy and bazoo could be said with a complete straight face.

"Bingy, my lovely fool?" I said with sweat from my forehead, "JUST LET ME FUCK YOU FOR, CHRIST SAKE!"

After that rather bold and authoritative statement she got into it and yelled "BAZOO," at the moment of orgasm. I wasn't complaining, though. Not at all, I was just happy to be laid and preferred "Bazoo" to mommy.
 
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damppanties said:
You're right. It wasn't. The jury's mistake. We take it back. :p
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Man-o-man, does that ever bring back memories of my social life when I was single.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Maconochie: from the name of a well-known tinned stew in England.

Well known by whom in England?

Although I am acquainted with the Stranraer McChonnachys. Any relation?
 
Another thesaurus challenge!

Without opening the link to read the excerpt, guess which word gets these synonyms:

bahookie, bon bons, bottle and glass, Brunswick, council gritter, gazoo, Helmet Cole, gripples, gooseberry grinder, kwazakoo, lovebubb, barking spider, and my new personal fave...



Hollywood uterus.
 
gauchecritic said:
Maconochie: from the name of a well-known tinned stew in England.

Well known by whom in England?

Although I am acquainted with the Stranraer McChonnachys. Any relation?
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You will need to direct the first question to the author, A.D. Peterkin. I can answer the second one.

Yes. Sir Quentin Stranraer McChonnachy, the elder, was the first writer to describe his lover's abdomen as her "quivering Maconochie." His editor replaced the term with the more commonly understood "bazoo."
 
shereads said:
Another thesaurus challenge!

Without opening the link to read the excerpt, guess which word gets these synonyms:

bahookie, bon bons, bottle and glass, Brunswick, council gritter, gazoo, Helmet Cole, gripples, gooseberry grinder, kwazakoo, lovebubb, barking spider, and my new personal fave...



Hollywood uterus.
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GREAT CHALLENGE ... a character from HR Puff'N'struff? Either that or the pending TOM KITTEN. :D :kiss:
 
Peterkin is also the author of, Outburst! A Queer Erotic Thesaurus

It's worth noting that Amazon U.S. has taken the liberty of deleting "Queer" from the title in their page header and text, replacing it with "Gay and Lesbian." Like we won't read the real title on the cover art.

Go figure.
 
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CharleyH said:
"Bingy, my lovely fool?" I said with sweat from my forehead, "JUST LET ME FUCK YOU FOR, CHRIST SAKE!"

After that rather bold and authoritative statement she got into it and yelled "BAZOO," at the moment of orgasm. I wasn't complaining, though. Not at all, I was just happy to be laid and preferred "Bazoo" to mommy.
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Wouldn't she have yelled, "Bazzzooooo"?
 
shereads said:
Another thesaurus challenge!

Without opening the link to read the excerpt, guess which word gets these synonyms:

bahookie, bon bons, bottle and glass, Brunswick, council gritter, gazoo, Helmet Cole, gripples, gooseberry grinder, kwazakoo, lovebubb, barking spider, and my new personal fave...



Hollywood uterus.
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ASS!
"bottle and glass" gave me the clue

...Hollywood uterus? :eek:
 
CharleyH said:
"Bingy, my lovely fool?" I said with sweat from my forehead, "JUST LET ME FUCK YOU FOR, CHRIST SAKE!"

After that rather bold and authoritative statement she got into it and yelled "BAZOO," at the moment of orgasm. I wasn't complaining, though. Not at all, I was just happy to be laid and preferred "Bazoo" to mommy.
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Deathless prose :kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
Reading some of these has been almost painful for me.
I know and use "binjy" - it's what you call a toddler's tummy.
 
starrkers said:
Reading some of these has been almost painful for me.
I know and use "binjy" - it's what you call a toddler's tummy.
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Are you sure? I thought a toddler's tummy was his 'Hollywood uterus.'

It's a good thing I don't run a day care.
 
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