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The Twelve (X-rated) Days of Christmas
By Tatelou
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
A story for a porn site.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Two gentle strokes.
And a story for a porn site.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the forth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Ten licks 'n lapping,
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
'Leven lengths o' roping,
Ten licks 'n lapping,
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve gangers banging,
'Leven lengths o' roping,
Ten licks 'n lapping,
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
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Ok, that's mine, and I'm knackered now!
Anyone else wanna do one? Or a dirty version of another Christmas song?
Lou 
By Tatelou
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
A story for a porn site.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Two gentle strokes.
And a story for a porn site.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the forth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Ten licks 'n lapping,
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
'Leven lengths o' roping,
Ten licks 'n lapping,
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve gangers banging,
'Leven lengths o' roping,
Ten licks 'n lapping,
Nine inches pounding,
Eight ways a-fucking,
Seven spanks a-stinging,
Six times a gagging,
Five lewd rings,
Four howling O's,
Three french kisses,
Two gentle strokes,
And a story for a porn site.
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Ok, that's mine, and I'm knackered now!
Anyone else wanna do one? Or a dirty version of another Christmas song?
Lou
